When you live with your parents at 40 so you just go full weird.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
All the lovin', none of the backtalk.
If you have a discerning palette, do the opposite of everything he suggests.
I think we all know what Admiral Ackbar would say about this…
And no one says you have to stop. We'll always be proud of you.
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He was planning to tell you right then but he lost his nerve when he saw you murder that dude.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
You replace them with whale baleen?
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