You know what else helps my throat? Not fake moaning.
Definitely sounds better than having one of those SICKERS.
[via The Awesome Daily]
This is in Utah, where they don't know what slang, euphemisms, or butt sex is.
It took a long time, but science has finally figured out a way to make having a cat worthwhile.
Snoop Dogg is face-palming right now for never thinking of calling himself the Mayor-juana of Long Beach.