Tastes just like veal!
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
All the lovin', none of the backtalk.
I'd rather watch this dick than Tom Cruise in another Mission Impossible movie.
I think we all know what Admiral Ackbar would say about this…
And no one says you have to stop. We'll always be proud of you.
[via The Chive]
He was planning to tell you right then but he lost his nerve when he saw you murder that dude.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
You replace them with whale baleen?
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