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    Goth Grub
    Goth Grub

    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

  • #TBT

    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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Reading And Rolling

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 18, 2016 at 2:00PM

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If he wasn't so busy checking out SafetyFanatics.com this never would have happened.

[via UberHumor]

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From Around the Web

Off The Rails

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 16, 2016 at 11:00AM

TrainBuddies

Just looking for a bro to get naked, stomp trains, touch my peen and take home some fake seafood. Don't make this weird.

[via Funny Junk]

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Game Of Meh

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 27, 2016 at 2:00PM

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This is why they're all fighting? You can get one at Target for $24.99.

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Stealth Realty

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 25, 2016 at 2:00PM

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A ninja needs not your residence. He is both everywhere and nowhere at once.

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Horrible Hannah

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 31, 2016 at 12:00PM

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Is this a WANTED poster?

[via TheChive]