Crabs are gone!
[via Lol He He He]
Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
“Just tape it up, bro. I paid for an hour on the tramps and plan on using it all. “
Bet you’re wishing you would have bought that special Wile E. Coyote / Road Runner insurance coverage, huh?
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: