With guns like those, who’s got time for sleeves… or skin?
Next weekend he's taking the boat out on the open highway to really open her up.
[via Acid Cow]
I'm with him – garage doors open way too slowly. It's bullshit.
[via Uber Humor]
I want to say he woke up and they fell in love. But really he just lost a ton of blood and she fled the scene.
We die like real men, needlessly bleeding out on the dashboard.