• Caption Challenge

    Small Fry
    Small Fry

    Squirrels are well-known for their bushy tails and their emotional eating.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Oh, urine for the ride of your life with this one.

  • #TBT

    Be careful what you wish for. It might be loud and kinda bossy.

Tosh.0 Blog

Serious Flexing

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 30, 2016 at 4:00PM

gunsout

With guns like those, who’s got time for sleeves… or skin?

[via Idiod]

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From Around the Web

Shoulda Taken That

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 25, 2016 at 12:00PM

boat

Next weekend he's taking the boat out on the open highway to really open her up.

[via Acid Cow]

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flood

other

other car

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Perfectly Parked

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 15, 2016 at 2:00PM

car

I'm with him – garage doors open way too slowly. It's bullshit.

[via Uber Humor]

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It's A Sign

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 7, 2016 at 11:00AM

I want to say he woke up and they fell in love. But really he just lost a ton of blood and she fled the scene.

[via Imgur]

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Safety Is For Pussies

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 4, 2016 at 2:00PM

AirBags

We die like real men, needlessly bleeding out on the dashboard.

[via Twitter]

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