Better bow down when King Lumpkins rolls through.
[via Funny Or Die]
Oh yeah? I once sprained my wrist falling off an exercise ball. Don’t talk to me about danger.
If your girlfriend also gives you a gym membership for Christmas, this is definitely a hint.
[via Acid Cow]
Given the choice between this workout and leg day, I choose the knife.
Turns out, buying cheap human growth hormone from Chernobyl is not the best idea.