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Sculpted Flabdominals

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 7, 2014 at 11:00AM

Looks like somebody just finished my patented cheese and Budweiser cleanse.

[via Pleated Jeans]

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Looking Forward To The Infomercial

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 21, 2014 at 8:00PM

Lose six inches by adding six inches!

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So Close…

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 7, 2014 at 6:00PM

They call this move the "Boat Plow" because they thought the "Suck Your Own Dick Crunch" was a little too on-the-nose.

[via Uber Humor]

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Vote For The Year's Greatest Selfie

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 20, 2013 at 1:00PM

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Year's Greatest Selfie

That's right, boners! It's time to vote in this year's Tosh Blog Awards.

Over the past year, the Tosh blog has featured a big ol' buttload of selfies. In fact, the trend became so popular that it was added to the dictionary, thus ensuring the impending destruction of the human race. But still, we love a good seflie, and I'm sure you do too. So now it's time for you to help us crown the greatest of them all.

Which one of these photo-snappers will take home the title of Year's Greatest Selfie? Vote now!

The nominees are:

Check back on December 26th and 27th to see who won!

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How Bad Do You Want It?

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 9, 2013 at 10:00AM

Being threatened with a gruesome and painful death has done AMAZING things for his abs.

[via The Chive]