"Hold up, lemme just check… Yup, still gross."
[via The Chive]
Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
His favorite pick-up line: "Are you tired? Cuz you've been floating in my pool all day."
Guys, it's not that big of a deal. It has much less of a flavor than human hair.
Those subtitles read like the first page of the most frightening children's book ever.
You know what they say: the more they sag, the more fun you can have.
They don't really say that.
[via Video Gum]