"Hold up, lemme just check… Yup, still gross."
[via The Chive]
This whole country has gone to hell.
Make your own commercial for the new season, and you could wind up on TV.
They might be young, but they're just as vicious as a woman twice their age.
Never in the history of Web Redemptions has someone been so exactly who we thought they'd be.
His favorite pick-up line: "Are you tired? Cuz you've been floating in my pool all day."
Guys, it's not that big of a deal. It has much less of a flavor than human hair.
Those subtitles read like the first page of the most frightening children's book ever.
You know what they say: the more they sag, the more fun you can have.
They don't really say that.
[via Video Gum]