Dude, she's totally into you.
Looking at Hentai on the Internet is convenient and all but it can’t keep you warm at night.
Unless you have enough battery-powered pocket dildos for the whole class, I suggest you put that away.
Being the bottom bunk in a dorm room can have disastrous repercussions.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: