Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Watch this guy dab to "Hurt" by Johnny Cash. I'm sure this was Johnny's exact intention for his music.
- This mattress store made a horrible 9/11 commercial. No press is bad press. Except this. This is really bad press.
- Check out the American obesity map. Turns out we're all just slightly different levels of fat.
- Introducing the dick bidet. Finally, a toilet that sprays your dick with water.
- In case you missed Burning Man. Or in case you were there but don't remember a single moment of it.
- Why are these locations blacked out on Google Maps? Because Big Brother doesn't want you to know that Bigfoot exists, and he loves to furiously masturbate on camera.
- Fridays are for underboob.