Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- A 4 day old hedgehog. FOUR DAYS, Y'ALL.
- 21 things about America you probably didn't know because why would you.
- Internet memes and where they are now. Love me an update.
- This traffic update has a lot of dicks in it. Oops.
- Woman confesses she slept with a dwarf stripper, but only after giving birth to a dwarf son and pissing her husband right the fuck off.
- Sick houses. I would like one please.
- A bulldog playing with a deer because it's cute and fun.
- Classic hurdle fail. For the record hurdling does not look fun.
- 9 things you can eat if you're hungry in a sex shop. You never know where you'll be when the big earthquake hits.
- And burn your bras because the underwire of the one I'm wearing is currently poking me in the chest.
[video via Dlisted]