It's a meal your butthole will "Never Forget"!
We'd save ourselves a lot of time and aggravation if we just sent everyone who orders pizza at Subway directly to prison.
Later they answered a call about a stolen burrito that turned out to be an actual kidnapping.
[via LOL Factory]
You'd think someone that sensitive about 9/11 wouldn't be so eager to "crash" something.
[via LA Times]