Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Relive this televised 1989 mini golf championship. That's just 20 minutes very well spent.
- Here are some NFL stars with absurd mustaches. It's fun because it distracts us from all the domestic abuse.
- Scientists discover an STD that has no symptoms. So… I don't have to call all my exes?
- 36 songs stuck in your head with just one line. Sorry, had to do it.
- How different drugs affect sex. I like how weed makes it last longer because you're busy thinking about tacos.
- NYC panhandler says he makes as much as $400 in two hours. Turns out bumming is highly lucrative.
- A hidden map in your iPhone tracks your every movement. And it turns out you go nowhere interesting.
- Check out these fit girls. Lord knows your shlubby ass isn't running into them at the gym.