Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Tiny criminal mastermind takes Chuck E. Cheese to the cleaners. She's about to own so many amazing pencil toppers.
- Watch Chris Christie fall on a loop. Anyone drinking water in a 3-block radius was positive a T-Rex was approaching.
- Best celebrity tweets of the week. Because they can say so much more in 140 characters than gross poor people.
- Dartmouth College bans hard liquor. So, you know… don't go to Dartmouth.
- All the Super Bowl prostitutes that have been busted so far. Let's just put it nicely and say these ladies aren't exactly "Pro-Bowl" caliber.
- Enjoy these 3D lady-gifs. No glasses required. You may however, want some lotion.
- Gwyneth Paltrow steams her vagina. Well, at least it's not fried. That's healthy.
- Everything you need to make your Super Bowl party not suck. Be sure to invite at least one fan who's devoted enough to break down in tears when their team wins/loses. It's hilarious either way.