Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This 11-year-old kid lands a perfect 900 on a skateboard. Pretty sure I couldn't even do that on my office chair.
- South Dakota is opening the nation's first marijuana resort. Instead of a mint, they leave a KFC Double Down on your pillow.
- Helen Mirren says she's done showing her boobs on screen. Time for these ol' unicorns to head out to pasture.
- Cubs fans are raising money to get Steve Bartman to the wild card game. Don't do it Steve, it's just an elaborate plot to get you out in the open so Moises Alou can kill you!
- Stephen Hawking says if aliens show up they'll almost definitely destroy us. He's really becoming kind of a buzzkill, isn't he?
- This man called the cops because a prostitute shorted him on time. In my day, a hooker was only as good as her word.
- Friday's here and it brought some side boob!