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The Year's Greatest Selfie

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 27, 2013 at 4:00PM

This clever little play on the classic bathroom mirror selfie offers further proof that grandpa was indeed part of the greatest generation.

Never mind the fact that he's a decorated veteran of two foreign wars, winning 2013's Greatest Selfie award is surely his finest accomplishment to date. He set out to put you young, Instagram whippersnappers in your place by mocking you with a rotary phone selfie, and not only did he accomplish that, but he also got you spoiled roustabouts to vote for him in this contest. It's the ultimate old man victory!

Thanks to everyone who voted and we'll see you in 2014…

The Year's Worst Product

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 27, 2013 at 2:00PM

Of all the weird shit on the shelves out there, this was the weirdest. Also, probably the shittiest too.

And so the winner of 2013's Worst Product, with more than a third of the entire vote, is this terrifying tissue box cover that closely resembles the face of a blow-up doll, but features the likeness of a scared baby. Good stuff, world.

Thanks to everyone who voted and we'll see you in 2014!

The Year's Most Popular Video

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 27, 2013 at 12:00PM

This Entire Video Is Enjoyable

There's nothing quite as magical and wondrous as the imagination of a child. Or, in this case, the imagination of a teenager completely whacked out on drugs after a visit to the dentist. Of all the blog videos we posted in 2013, this one was the runaway favorite, because who doesn't love seeing a 16-year-old reduced to the form of a toddler by the awesome power of wisdom tooth narcotics?

If you haven't seen it yet, you are missing out. Yes, it's almost 16 minutes long, but it's worth every single second. Check out the original post here, and come back in 2014 for another fantastic year of exploiting doped up minors!

The Year's Most Intense Commenter

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 26, 2013 at 6:00PM

And the award for Most Intense Commenter in this, the 2013th year of our lord, goes to none other than Mr. Mike Tiberius Watson. Not only is he a Top Commenter who shares a middle name with Captain Kirk and drops intellectual gems like the one you see above, but he is also pretty much the only one that suggests old fan favorite videos for us to post. Way to slack, rest of the internet!

So congrats to Mike, as a reward for your hard work and dedication, we're sending you 1000 double-sided dildos to help ring in the new year. We don't have your address though, so we're just shipping them to the first Mike Watson that comes up on Google.

And we'd like to extend a huge thanksĀ to all of our dedicated commenters. Without your sharp wit and delicate tact, we'd never know what useless pieces of shit you all think we are. It means a lot!!

The Year's Most Viewed Tosh.0 Video

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 26, 2013 at 12:00PM

Wake Up, Man Baby

Well, there it is. 2013's most popular Tosh.0 video offers undeniable proof that nothing stirs up the internet quite like a fetish involving a giant, creepy man-baby in a diaper. And thanks to the extremely odd sexual proclivities of these weirdos, we were all introduced to the Adventures of Big Ass Baby! Check out Big Ass Baby's second installment here.