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Ah, The Fridge Goblin

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 23, 2014 at 2:00PM

He's chill as hell until you go on a diet. Then he is STRICT.

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Total Vaginal Eclipse

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 23, 2014 at 1:00PM

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Yes, it's beautiful. But looking directly into it is potentially blinding.

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Get It?!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 23, 2014 at 12:00PM

With a dick that big, there's always the risk of putting a wedge under a wheel so it doesn't move.

See chocking.

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Anything Good On?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 23, 2014 at 11:00AM

Take some LSD and boom! You're watching cartoons.

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Such A Roomy Interior

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 23, 2014 at 10:00AM

If you angle it right you can even shove a bike in there!

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His And Hers

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 22, 2014 at 10:00PM

Remember to let that coffee get room temperature before sticking your penis in the vagina mug.

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