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There's Gold In Them Tires

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 22, 2015 at 4:00PM

pirate car

JK, if there was my fucking headlight wouldn't still be broken.

[via Radass]

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From Around the Web

Google Desert View

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 22, 2015 at 3:00PM

GoogleDesertView

"Let's go, Mr. Humps. This endless wasteland isn't going to make a digital record of itself…"

P.S. This is a real thing that Google did.

[via Don't Panic]

How To Lose Customers

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 22, 2015 at 2:00PM

store

This is the sign equivalent of someone saying, "nothing to see here, just a man with a windowless white van."

[via Acid Cow]

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no worries

open

real

really?

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Fresh Weddingmelon

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 22, 2015 at 1:00PM

WatermelonWedding

You think her watermelon's big now? Wait until she pushes a few kids out of it.

[via Izismile]

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classy

dress

eat

fruit

groom

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wedding

You Want Some Of This?

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 22, 2015 at 12:00PM

buff dog

This schnauzer works hard all day and there damn well better be dinner in the bowl when he gets home.

[via TC Mag]

 

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What A View

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 22, 2015 at 11:00AM

goggles

On the plus side, Jimmy has trained himself to hold his breath for a full three minutes.

[via Izismile]

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ass

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