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More Like Turdsgiving

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 23, 2014 at 12:00PM

Okay, it’s time to decide bakeries. Do turkeys look like dicks or feces?

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bakery

cake

dessert

fail

food

poo

poop

thanksgiving

turd

turkey

wtf

Memories For A Lifetime

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 22, 2014 at 6:00PM

I look that happy every time I take off my pants.

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It’s A Bonding Experience

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 22, 2014 at 4:00PM

There is a 100% chance someone is peeing in those noodles.

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bath

family

noodles

pee

ramen

Ramen Bath

urine

wtf

An Ultimatum Has Been Issued

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 22, 2014 at 2:00PM

Considering Charlie has a knack for sticking things in his butt, mom should probably get rid of that hamster ASAP.

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barbie

children

hamster

kids

mom

note

parenting

poop

Cuddle Buddy

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 22, 2014 at 12:00PM

My girlfriend makes it fairly obvious when she’s not in the mood for sex.

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bed

cuddle

girlfriend

no sex

python

sleeping

snake

snuggle

wtf

Dad Loves His New Gift

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 22, 2014 at 10:00AM

Now he can keep both hands safely on the wheel when he goes into one his daily road rage melt downs.

[via Joanne Casey]

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bird

cap

dad

fashion

flip off

FU

gag gift

hat

road rage