Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
This is just a little excerpt from "How To Raise A Sex Offender."
[via Uber Humor]
Summer is coming. Like not super soon, but it is. That means flip flops, bikinis and tans! Here at the Tosh blog, we care about you and we don't want you to look like a douche. Bad tan lines can ruin an otherwise perfectly cultivated look that you spent hours picking out at Old Navy.
So here are a few things to avoid when you hit the beach with your bros (or your mom and kid sister). Show full post
So torn because this place is either THE WORST or full of awesome Spider-men.
[via Pleated Jeans]
I would say the wide-cast discrimination against these harmless creatures is unjust… but they're so fucking gross.