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Wipes On Wipes On Wipes

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 25, 2014 at 5:00PM

To be honest, I'd still need like 5 more rolls to confidently shit at work.

[via Live Door]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 25, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[still via Daily Mail]

A GREAT Lip Reading Of Walking Dead

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 25, 2014 at 4:00PM

WHAT DO DOLPHINS GOT TO DO WITH THE APPLE?!

Also in my mind the Bad Lip Reading guy is hot. Agree? Ladies? Am I the only girl on this blog??

[via BLR]

Harsh Signage

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 25, 2014 at 3:00PM

Each day, thousands of teenagers drive their friends here just to say, "Dude, I found where your mom shops."

[via Browsa]

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Not Creepy At All

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 25, 2014 at 2:00PM

Edith has ten children and none of them talk back to her.

[via UberHumor]

News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 25, 2014 at 1:00PM

Man has long dreamed of the day where he can speak of how high he is in slices.

[via HuffPo Weird]

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