Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
It's okay man, you miss 100% of the Target signs you don't try to hit.
If you're in America and don't work at Tosh.0, chances are you have Monday off for Memorial Day. And we're fucking jealous. But not too jealous that we don't want you to have a great time getting drunk outside. In fact, we've put this little list together to get you in the mood.
Enjoy that sweet, sweet PTO. And don't mess it up like these jerks. Show full post
Maybe wait until his butthole's closed before offering congratulations.
[via Acid Cow]