I only feel it for the articles.
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Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
If there is one thing I hate about small bags of chips, it's that they don't have wheels.
For a maniacal dictator he takes a roast joke surprisingly well.
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If they have crab legs on the buffet I may make it my permanent residence.
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