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10 Animals With Interesting Lives

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 23, 2015 at 3:00PM

hamster gun

Animals are great. Better than you, better than me. Just better than people, really. But what do we really know about the secret lives of the animals we love? Is your fluffy hamster really a Navy Seal? Or do you just have a really fucking weird sister that takes pictures of it holding tiny guns?

Click here to see what these other furballs are getting into.

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Put A Bun In My Oven

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 23, 2015 at 2:00PM

roll dick

This is gonna sound weird but I have a sudden craving for flaccid penis.

[via Echtlustig]

Laces Out, Penis In

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 23, 2015 at 1:00PM

FootballStroker

Or try the New England Patriots collectible version. Now even softer and squishier!

[via VK]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Eat More Cow

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 23, 2015 at 12:00PM

Culture

♪♪ Something in the way she moos, attracts me like no udder lover… ♪♪

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from comment left by Robert Young.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[Maureen Sullivan/Contributor/Getty Images]

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Winner By Technical Murder

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 23, 2015 at 11:00AM

He died doing what he loved… getting his face broken.

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I'll Get The Next Train

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 23, 2015 at 10:00AM

McD Train

This is the most fucked up bachelor party I've ever seen.

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