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Words To Live By

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 26, 2016 at 5:00PM

MakeYourOwnRules

"What should rule #2 be?"

"I'm too drunk to be clever. Just draw a dick."

[via A Plus]

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From Around the Web

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 26, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Belligerent Books

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 26, 2016 at 4:00PM

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They're tired of America passing them over for reruns of Two Broke Girls.

[via Radass]

My Chakras Are Up Here

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 26, 2016 at 3:00PM

MonkPeek

His loins have just attained Nirvana.

[via Twitter]

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Wigging Out

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 26, 2016 at 2:00PM

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She doesn't get why she has so much trouble closing the deal once she gets guys back to her place.

[via Lifebuzz]

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White Picket Nightmare

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 26, 2016 at 1:00PM

MannequinFences

"But how will I know which house is the serial killer's?"

"You'll know."

[via Odd Man]