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Caution: Hot Boyfriend

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 28, 2015 at 4:00PM

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Every girl dreams of having a man who will regurgitate coffee into her mouth.

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From Around the Web

10 People Who Are Hipstering Too Hard

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 28, 2015 at 3:00PM

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The one and only good thing about living in middle or rural America is the absence of hipsters. Hipsters are people who feel the need to tell you they've done everything before you, while wearing clothes that others wore way before them.

While they're all trying too hard for my I-woke-up-on-the-couch-like-this brand of style, these few take it way too far. Show full post

Go For The Eyes

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 28, 2015 at 2:00PM

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"I said I didn't want to take another fucking selfie."

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Bride Feeder

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 28, 2015 at 1:00PM

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This wedding has everything. They even put a pile of wood chips under the table for her to throw up in.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: I'm Lovin' It

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 28, 2015 at 12:00PM

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Change the sign to "six billion and one", cause you just got served.

We received tons of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After reading all of them, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Frank Ficcardi.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[Miguel Schincariol/AFP/Getty Images]

Minion Molestation

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 28, 2015 at 11:00AM

They're ideal sexual partners. They live to serve.

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