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Just A Scratch

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 29, 2015 at 12:00PM

still works

Thanks Mr. Taxi Driver, but something tells me I'm better at walking than you are at driving.

[via Izismile]

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car

car crash

caved in

crash

dent

taxi

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From Around the Web

Subway Shortcoming

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 29, 2015 at 11:00AM

See what happens when you step over the yellow line? A collapsed lung and four broken ribs.

[via YouTube]

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broken

concrete

jump

long

ouch

platform

ribs

short

subway

tracks

train

Big Love

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 29, 2015 at 10:00AM

giants

It's like looking at a cocktail weenie in a hot dog bun.

[via TC Mag]

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boots

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girls

heels

hot

huge

ladies

little guy

man

menage a trois

platform heels

sandwich

sexy

small

tiny

women

So Much For Safety Nets

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 28, 2015 at 10:00PM

If you reversed this it would look like some kind of spectacular birthing.

[via Distinguished Baloney]

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birth

birthing

broke

fail

fall

ouch

rip

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trampoline

Working On His Novel?

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 28, 2015 at 8:00PM

hotchat

Your wife can literally see that you’re cheating on her from a mile away.

[via The Chive]

Poo Gambler

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 28, 2015 at 6:00PM

Better a hot streak on the slots than a hot streak in your pants. Am I right?

[via Daily Picks]