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Never Again…

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 18, 2014 at 3:00PM

Here stands a grim reminder of the tragic buttfingering epidemic of '83.

[via LOL Hehehe]

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Yes. Great. Good Job.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 18, 2014 at 2:00PM

He used to have zits and now he sucks dicks!

[via UberHumor]

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Throwing Back A Sticky One

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 18, 2014 at 1:00PM

Fat, mulleted, syrup-chugging, sleeve-hating, monster truck enthusiasts. Let's just be the America everyone already thinks we are.

[via Meme Guy]

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This Rapping Wife Should Be Famous

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 18, 2014 at 12:00PM

Twenty minutes into a five hour road trip.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

[via Barstool]

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Nipped The Tip

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 18, 2014 at 11:00AM

A gold medal is totally worth a severely lacerated penis. Right? Anybody?

[via Daily Garlic]

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Excellent Purchase

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 18, 2014 at 10:00AM

The petting zoo is right next to the Swedish meatballs.

It's name is FÅREN.

[via The Chive]