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Drunken Droid

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 28, 2014 at 5:00PM

He should've never tried to go drink for drink with Chewy. Dude's like 7'5".

[via Oddersite]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 28, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[video via Daily of the Day]

Dorm Room Essentials

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 28, 2014 at 3:00PM

When you head off to college you'll want to make sure you have:

1. Bed risers for added storage space

2. 40-pack of Top Ramen noodle soup for late night snacking

3. Poster of anthropomorphized leopard showing of his dick-neck, for… the ladies?

[via LOL Hehehe]

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That Is The Bedspread Of A Stoner

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 28, 2014 at 2:00PM

If my calculations are correct, he should snooze that for another 20 minutes.

[via FailBlog]

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 28, 2014 at 1:00PM

I get it. I once blew up my ex's car so she couldn't "swing by" my fantasy draft.

[via HuffPo Weird]

Random Baby, Aisle Four

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 28, 2014 at 12:00PM

I hate it when people decide not to buy something and don't put it back.

[via UberHumor]

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baby

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