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Anybody Lose A Cat Snake?

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 26, 2014 at 2:00PM

Strange to see a cat snake on Craigslist. It’s mostly trouser snakes.

[via Uproxx]

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cat

cat snake

craigslist

pet

snake

trouser snake

So You Live With A Monster

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 26, 2014 at 12:00PM

What thought horrifies you most about this photo?

A. The general taste and chewing of soap

B. People use it to wash their ass

C. Stray pubic hair was probably attached to the bar

[via The Chive]

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bath

bathroom

eating

gross

pubs

shower

soap

Never Half-Ass It

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 26, 2014 at 10:00AM

Maybe she thought she saw poop floating in the pool.

[via Uber Humor]

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dangerous

dive

fail

half-assed

ouch

pool

summer

Subman Has It All

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 25, 2014 at 10:00PM

He has a nice smile, ripped abs and a penis is that is at least $15 long.

[via Bro My God]

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abs

balloon penis

fast food

mascot

phallic

sub man

subway

wtf

Driving In A Straight Line Is Tough

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 25, 2014 at 9:00PM

Looks like another successful “Annual Parade Of Dumb Shits.”

[via Fail Blog]

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car

driving

fail

mustang

parade

reckless

traffic

wreck

Roll Tide

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 25, 2014 at 8:00PM

This photo is primarily used by other universities to lure football recruits away from Alabama.

[via Reddit]