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Go Rams!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 16, 2014 at 2:00PM

Wow, I finally understand how athletes feel about the pressure of a crowd.

[via Eddie Mauldin]

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 16, 2014 at 1:00PM

Leading theories suggest he was either taken in by a Mexican family, or just enjoyed a fulfilling semester abroad.

[via HuffPo Weird]

This Case Is Getting Me Hard

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 16, 2014 at 12:00PM

Only problem is if you want to put your tablet away you have to buy it a drink first.

[via Imgur]

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Lather, Rinse, Reload

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 16, 2014 at 11:00AM

Ever since my girl moved in, my shower's full of lotions, loufas, conditioners, creams, and shell casings.

[via Ebaums World]

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True Professional

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 16, 2014 at 10:00AM

I thought his neck was sore from sucking the boss' dick but it turns out it's because he works really hard for his success.

[via The Chive]

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Before You Judge …

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 15, 2014 at 10:00PM

Tell me you haven’t had thoughts of boning a cute red Mazda Miata at some point in your life.

No?

Yeah me neither. What a sicko.

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