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Slapstick Murder

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 24, 2014 at 3:00PM

But seriously, he's got a pile of like 12 bodies down there.

[via Catsmob]

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car

death

fall

oil change

pit

prank

push

Don't Let The Breadbugs Bite

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 24, 2014 at 2:00PM

That mattress is all empty carbs. You've got to go with 12-grain or whole wheat at the very least.

[via Oddersite]

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bed

bread

carbs

food

loaf

mattress

sleep

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Preach, Daniel

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 24, 2014 at 1:00PM

And because cheeseburgers, but mostly the hoes thing.

[via Izismile]

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chase

fat

hoes

picture

portrait

quote

senior

yearbook

Catch A Ride

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 24, 2014 at 12:00PM

When you've been drinkin' you always need a friend to come scoop.

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dance

drink

drunk

motorcycle

pick up

scoop

video

weird

wtf

Flag That Ass Down

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 24, 2014 at 11:00AM

The town limo is just the longest donkey they could find.

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ass

cab

car

donkey

mule

ride

taxi

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Happy Birthday, Gram Gram!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 24, 2014 at 10:00AM

Her pussy is getting excited.

[via UberHumor]