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Stoned Zone

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 25, 2015 at 5:00PM

HighPedestrianSign

These signs should be legally mandated outside all Taco Bells.

[via Izismile]

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From Around the Web

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 25, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Mommy's Little Vandal

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 25, 2015 at 4:00PM

car scratch mom

It's "you're" – but whatever, you don't need good grammar to be a career criminal.

[via Fail.to]

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best

car

criminal

grammar

i love you

key

key a car

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mom

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scratch

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vandalism

wrong

Daaaaaamn, Vishnu

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 25, 2015 at 3:00PM

DamnVishnu

She's dressed as the Goddess of sidewalk double takes.

[via Smutty]

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body

boobs

cosplay

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different

god

goddess

paint

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vishnu

He's Going To Leaf You

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 25, 2015 at 2:00PM

tree love

The tree says he's had better.

[via Echtlustig]

Rest Easy, Cheesy

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 25, 2015 at 1:00PM

PizzaSleepMask

This was priceless right up until they realized he'd been dead for several hours.

[via Gag Bay]

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blacked out

cheese

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pepperoni

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sleeping