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Let's Hear From Mr. Slungpue

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 30, 2014 at 4:00PM

Musta been ol' Hugh Janus.

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Should Have Gotten Her A Teacup Brother

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 30, 2014 at 3:00PM

If you raise him in a tiny cage like veal, he'll stay just the right size. Tender, too.

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Oldest Trick In The Book

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 30, 2014 at 2:00PM

See kids? College is super fun.

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Might Want To Use The Gate Next Time

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 30, 2014 at 1:00PM

PUBLISHED by catsmob.com

At least she'll serve as a living scarecrow to keep other women from snagging their vaginas here.

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He's Got Some E-mails To Send

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 30, 2014 at 12:00PM

"You know what will really mess with Batman's head? If I BCC him."

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And Now, An Impression Of Your Girlfriend

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 30, 2014 at 11:00AM

Suddenly I Feel Like My Boyfriend's Ugly And Bad In Bed, in theaters Valentine's Day 2015.

Previously: How Could You Do This, Kristen?!

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