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    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

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    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

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    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

Tosh.0 Blog

10 Things You Should Probably Say No To

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 27, 2016 at 3:00PM

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Every once in a while an offer comes around that's too good to be true – and it isn't. Then there are offers that are too bad to be real – and they are. You should avoid both.

Click through for a handy list of shit to steer clear of.  Show full post

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From Around the Web

Fetishy Fido

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 27, 2016 at 2:00PM

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I'd call him a bad dog for getting on the couch, but he'd probably like it too much.

[via TC Mag]

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Kill Me…

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 27, 2016 at 1:00PM

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Sometimes you try to recreate a Pinterest cake and wind up birthing an ungodly abomination.

[via Pinterest Fail]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Goth Grub

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 27, 2016 at 12:00PM

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Never knew that a simple picnic could be such a huge untertaking.

We received a lot of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

We picked the caption above from a comment left by Robert Young.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post and also, do better.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[Sean Gallup/Staff/Getty Images]

Slide Spotter

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 27, 2016 at 11:00AM

Don't feel too bad; she was bound to lose her baby skin soon anyway.

[via Vine]

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Scarecrow Sexpot

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 27, 2016 at 10:00AM

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So far it's only kept out drunk townies hiding from their wives.

[via You're So Not Fetch]

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