Never try to recreate the ending of Grease.
[via Epic Fail]
Can't tell if he's lying about his age or if this is how 21-year-olds look to me now that I'm an old fuck.
She thought she had it but it turned out to be a rogue Snickers he lost last week.
[via LOL Hehehe]
Good call, God. Probably best to stop any chance of him breeding anyway.
Hillary's America looks whimsical as fuck.
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