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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 30, 2015 at 1:00PM

BushSexNews

The man is 81. If he can still have sex with anything we should probably just leave him to it.

[via HuffPo Weird]

From Around the Web

Hope They Taste As Good As They Smell

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 30, 2015 at 12:00PM

FartTreats

If you think those are delicious, you should try their Creamy Shits.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

baked

bakery

dessert

fart

farts

food

goods

poop

shit

smell

snacks

sprinkles

sweets

taste

treat

Salon Fresh

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 30, 2015 at 11:00AM

When you said you had to go "comb the monkey" I thought it was some kind of weird euphemism.

[via Acid Cow]

Tags: 

bathroom

brush

comb

groom

monkey

pet

relaxing

salon

sink

Piercing Blow

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 30, 2015 at 10:00AM

I find it's usually best not to sack punch the guy holding a large needle to your gut.

[via Gif Page]

Tags: 

belly button

below

belt

blow

hit

navel

needle

nuts

pierce

piercing

punch

shot

stab

Bloody Delicious

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | July 29, 2015 at 11:00PM

bleedinganuscake

Grandma has a weird way of telling us she needs to go to the doctor.

[via Break]

Healthy Smile, Healthy You

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 29, 2015 at 10:00PM

publicbrush

Oh and make sure all your food remnants are off the floss before returning it to the container.

[via Distinguished Baloney]