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That Is The Bedspread Of A Stoner

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 28, 2014 at 2:00PM

If my calculations are correct, he should snooze that for another 20 minutes.

[via FailBlog]

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bake

book

children's book

fail

kid

kid's book

stoner

wake

wake and bake

weed

wtf

News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 28, 2014 at 1:00PM

I get it. I once blew up my ex's car so she couldn't "swing by" my fantasy draft.

[via HuffPo Weird]

Random Baby, Aisle Four

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 28, 2014 at 12:00PM

I hate it when people decide not to buy something and don't put it back.

[via UberHumor]

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baby

random

shop

shopping

store

wtf

Bulky Passenger

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 28, 2014 at 11:00AM

Don't try this with an inflatable black penis. That's just asking to get pulled over.

[via Life and Joy]

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blow up

carpool

cars

dick

giant

hov

inflatable

passenger

penis

Count Me In!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 28, 2014 at 10:00AM

Can I still compete if mine is… a weird shape?

[via Izismile]

New Aquarium Décor

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 27, 2014 at 10:00PM

The Betta fish enjoys hiding in his ass.

[via The Chive]

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aquarium

betta

decor

fish

tank

wtf