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All Bow Down

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 28, 2015 at 6:00PM

clammaster

And no one knows more about feminine needs than the Clam Master.

[via Uber Humor]

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Artsy Shartsy

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 28, 2015 at 4:00PM

babypoop
Ladies and gents… you are looking at the face of sweet relief.

[via The Weird Wide Web]

Safety First, Mom

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 28, 2015 at 2:00PM

mothersday

A gift worth thinking about if your mom recently joined Tinder.

[via Rad Ass]

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Deadly Weapons

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 28, 2015 at 12:00PM

deadlyboob

Snakes gotta chill with that aggressive love making.

[via Acid Cow]

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boobs

dead

deadly

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Show And Tell Was… Interesting

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 28, 2015 at 10:00AM

kkkschool

The teacher had the unfortunate task of informing the boy that his dad was not in fact a badass white ninja but instead a horrible racist.

[via Imgur]

Easy Access

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 27, 2015 at 10:00PM

vagtattoo

“It’s an oyster, honey.” – What she tells her six-year old every time he asks about it.

[via Uber Humor]

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arm

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