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WCW: Pastor vs. Cameraman

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 22, 2015 at 6:00PM

The first girl is off the market but I'd bet my vulva that last one is DTF.

[via Tosh.0]

From Around the Web

Control Your Poultry

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 22, 2015 at 5:00PM

ChickenHarness

Are you tired of your chickens pulling and squirming out of their leashes when you walk them? Well… that's because you're an insane person.

[via Twitter]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 22, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

There's Gold In Them Tires

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 22, 2015 at 4:00PM

pirate car

JK, if there was my fucking headlight wouldn't still be broken.

[via Radass]

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Google Desert View

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 22, 2015 at 3:00PM

GoogleDesertView

"Let's go, Mr. Humps. This endless wasteland isn't going to make a digital record of itself…"

P.S. This is a real thing that Google did.

[via Don't Panic]

How To Lose Customers

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 22, 2015 at 2:00PM

store

This is the sign equivalent of someone saying, "nothing to see here, just a man with a windowless white van."

[via Acid Cow]

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