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Fungus Fetish

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 22, 2014 at 4:00PM

Ugh I hate it when porn butts have red bumps on them. Totally takes me out of it.

[via Imgur]

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No Prison Can Hold Him

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 22, 2014 at 3:00PM

By the time you realize he's gone, all that remains is the pile of puke he left on your back seat.

[via Acid Cow]

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Making Porn Looks Fun

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 22, 2014 at 2:00PM

If you can crush a burger three feet away, you've been in this business too long.

[via UberHumor]

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Sexually Transmitted Delivery

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 22, 2014 at 1:00PM

That's what happens when you let the wrong guy stuff your crust.

[via Break]

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But Is The Salsa Okay??

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 22, 2014 at 12:00PM

Eh, I'm stoned. I'll dip my chips in the melted plastic if I have to.

[via The Chive]

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This Week's Viewer Video: Bloody Mary

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 22, 2014 at 11:00AM

Congratulations to From Time To Time, creators of last night's Tosh.0 Viewer Video of the Week!

Don't forget to submit your own videos for a chance to be the next Viewer Video on Tosh.0.