Sometimes you have to let passersby know you still got it.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
Maybe take her to see a psychiatrist before the hamster's head ends up in one.
[via Uber Humor]
When under attack, nothing distracts an assailant like a vigorous handjob.
Or maybe he's just trying really hard to admit something to his sons.
I don't remember much from high school Spanish, but I believe it's pronounced, "Ah-Tay-Em."
[via The Chive]