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You Want Some, Kid?

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 28, 2014 at 10:00PM

If all pumpkins knew our intentions of gutting them and throwing them away after a month, this would happen more often.

[via Prickly Legs]

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attack

child

fall

kid

ouch

pumpkin

pumpkin patch

Well Attended Class, Today

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 28, 2014 at 8:00PM

It’s going to be a pretty neat experience to go home and masturbate to a sketch you drew yourself.

[via Acid Cow]

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art

art class

class

drawing

masturbation

model

nude

painting

sketch

They’re Not Real Babies

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 28, 2014 at 6:00PM

They look comfy. Do they come in size 3-6 months?

[via The Chive]

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babies

baby

comfy

fashion

shoes

slippers

wtf

Oh So Close

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 28, 2014 at 2:00PM

Yeah … let’s not let this kid anywhere near a javelin.

[via Fail Blog]

Stiff Competition

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 28, 2014 at 12:00PM

Is it cheating to Xerox your penis and color it in?

[via Imgur]

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art

college

contest

dick

dorm

drawing

penis

sketch

The Event Of The Year

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 27, 2014 at 6:00PM

Also the perfect name for a junior high dance.

[via Izismile]

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billboard

event

function

india

junior high

party

puberty

sign

wedding