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Tattoo Of The Week

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 4, 2016 at 5:00PM

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Just tell people Chief Wahoo was really excited about how well the Cavs did.

Click here to check out more infamous ink.

[via Radass]

From Around the Web

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 4, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Enough Already

Posted by: Rachel Callman | November 4, 2016 at 3:00PM

USA: Feature Rates Apply Mandatory Credit: Photo by Savas Sener/Solent News/REX/Shutterstock (5665232a) Chameleon appears to hold frog's mouth shut Chameleon appears to hold frog's mouth shut, Mersin, Turkey - Apr 2016 *Full story: http://www.rexfeatures.com/nanolink/s9dn A noisy frog got on a chameleon's nerves so much he walked along a branch and held his mouth to shut him up. Photographer and Savas Sener spotted the tree frog got in a spat with a Meditteranean chameleon before the amphibian hushed it up with its hand. Dr Sener, 50, said that he was 'surprised and happy' to capture the bust-up on a branch. Dr Sener, of Mersin, Turkey, took the photos on a university field trip. As well as an amateur photographer, he is a professor in the Environmental Engineering Department of Mersin University. He said: "The photos remind me of a children's fable in which the Chameleon says to his noisy frog friend 'shut up!'"

The guy books one commercial 20 years ago and still hasn't shut up about it.

[via Acid Cow]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Happy Halloween!

Posted by: Rachel Callman | November 4, 2016 at 2:00PM

HONG KONG - OCTOBER 31: People take part in a Halloween street party at Lan Kwai Fong on October 31, 2016 in Hong Kong. Halloween, a contraction of All Hallows' Evening, falls on the day before All Saints' Day on November 1, a holiday when Christians remember their deceased loved ones. (Photo by Lam Yik Fei/Getty Images)

It's not kimchi, it's kidchi.

We received a lot of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

We picked the caption above from the joint effort of comments left by Mark Buxbaum.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post and also, do better.

Thanks to everyone who submitted!

[Lam Yik Fei/Stringer/Getty Images]

Back Roll

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 4, 2016 at 1:00PM

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With a body like this, there's no reason you couldn't have a bevy of eager beach babes do that for you.

[via Minute Buzz]

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Don't Get Distracted

Posted by: Rachel Callman | November 4, 2016 at 12:00PM

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Actually, it looks like the men there are pretty replaceable so go nuts.

[via Uber Humor]

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