Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
We praise Lena Dunham, but this poor dude tries to celebrate his flaws and he gets arrested?
I think Ice-T said it best when he said, "Cookin' ain't easy." Or something like that. We all have to eat, so most of us have at least tried it out, but a surprising number of us are utterly useless at feeding ourselves.
Here are a few people who should just wall off the kitchen in their homes.