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Tattoo Of The Week

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 17, 2015 at 5:00PM

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God sacrificed his only son so that we may celebrate him with upper butt tattoos.

Click here to check out more infamous ink.

[via Chzbgr]

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From Around the Web

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 17, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Shut Your Pie Hole

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 17, 2015 at 4:00PM

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I'm about to eat dat ass so good.

[via Izismile]

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10 Dildos That Demand To Be Seen

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 17, 2015 at 3:00PM

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By the hammer of Thor, these dildos are ridiculous! But I guess they are called sex "toys" so why not have some fun with them? Although if you're super into being screwed by a cob of corn then I just don't think we can be friends.

Check out this very small assortment of the weird crap people put inside themselves for pleasure. Show full post

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Trying To Lick The Competition

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 17, 2015 at 2:00PM

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Hard to believe Bill would cheat on a woman with a tongue like that.

[Via TC Mag]

Wait Your Turn

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 17, 2015 at 1:00PM

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"Kids, what did Daddy tell you about his special swim time? Now stay inside, and if Mommy asks I was watching football all day."

[via LOL Hehehe]

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