Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
By the hammer of Thor, these dildos are ridiculous! But I guess they are called sex "toys" so why not have some fun with them? Although if you're super into being screwed by a cob of corn then I just don't think we can be friends.
Check out this very small assortment of the weird crap people put inside themselves for pleasure. Show full post
Hard to believe Bill would cheat on a woman with a tongue like that.
[Via TC Mag]
"Kids, what did Daddy tell you about his special swim time? Now stay inside, and if Mommy asks I was watching football all day."
[via LOL Hehehe]