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Hitching A Ride

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 23, 2015 at 4:00PM

There are very few situations in which I would recommend driving off a bridge or a cliff. This would be one of those situations.

[via Giphy]

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From Around the Web

Quick Question

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 23, 2015 at 2:00PM

What’s more horrifying; baby brother puking in your face or realizing that you just ingested some of your mom’s breast milk?

[via Reddit]

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baby

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Somebody’s Getting Pregnant

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 23, 2015 at 12:00PM

Pro Tip: Be sure to wear protective eyewear when attending an ant orgy.

[via Gfycat]

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acid

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anthill

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looks like semen

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When’s The Open House?

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 23, 2015 at 10:00AM

bjworthy

It must have tons of closet space.

[via The Chive]

She’s Gonna Kill Him

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 22, 2015 at 10:00PM

Sorry about your hurt butt hole but being rewarded for farting is a pretty cool, right? …Right?

[via Uber Humor]

Squad Rollin Deep

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 22, 2015 at 8:00PM

poonsquad

The decal is actually a ruse so he can use the carpool lane.

[via The Chive]

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carpool

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