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Don't Worry, You're Not His Type

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 28, 2014 at 2:00PM

Mad props to hockey player P.K. Subban. Not for the costume, for having a rain shower.

[via The Chive]

Tough Break, Jews

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 28, 2014 at 1:00PM

That's right, Jesus is the reason it hasn't happened yet.

[via Bro My God]

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This Rainbow Sponge Should Be Famous

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 28, 2014 at 12:00PM

Ask me how many fucks I give that we've posted this video before? Zero. Also that one got taken down so joke's on you, this is still the ONLY RAINBOW SPONGE VIDEO on the Tosh blog. So stop bothering me, I have some intense crafting to do.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

[via Daily of the Day]

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Home Deviants Network

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 28, 2014 at 11:00AM

It's the perfect gift for that family member you know is secretly an absolute monster.

[via LOL Hehehe]

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Well Aren't You Mr. Cool

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 28, 2014 at 10:00AM

As much as I enjoyed watching this douche on Millionaire Matchmaker (true story), I think I'm going to love him even more in his new series, Irritable Bowel Syndrome: Constantly Looking For The Bathroom.

[via UberHumor]

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Cute Couple

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 27, 2014 at 10:00PM

She actually LOVES Dick. However, she doesn’t want to let him know because she’s not sure he feels the same yet. It's complicated.

[via Izismile]