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Have Some Self Respect

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 23, 2015 at 4:00PM

slut penguin

Penguins are the whores of the Southern Hemisphere.

[via Bro My God]

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desperate

mouth

penguin

slut

slutty

trash

trash can

use me

wide open

From Around the Web

Nature's Birth Control

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 23, 2015 at 3:00PM

An elephant never forgets to pull out.

[via LOL Hehehe]

Practice Makes Perfect

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 23, 2015 at 2:00PM

bathroom fail

Hopefully this is a "number one" situation.

[via Bro My God]

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baby

backwards

bathroom

diaper

doing it wrong

fail

gross

head

naked

pantsless

pee

poop

seat

toddler

toilet

toilet seat

trying

News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 23, 2015 at 1:00PM

SexAirBnBNews

It has a breakfast nook and a whipping post? Sold!

[via HuffPo Weird]

He's Back At It

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 23, 2015 at 12:00PM

neck smoke

Careful or your neck folds will start to yellow.

[via Radass]

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back

beanie

cancer

cigarette

fat roll

fold

front

hat

jokester

neck

neck fat

smoke

smoking

sunglasses

unlit

The Bark Knight

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 23, 2015 at 11:00AM

BatDog

Hope one of his utility belt compartments has shit baggies in it.

[via Imgur]

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batman

bruce wayne

corgi

costume

DC

dog

outfit

pet

superhero

walking