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Twin Cutz

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 15, 2016 at 2:00PM

TwinCuts

How else are they supposed to remember which one they love more?

[via Radass]

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From Around the Web

No Mercy

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 15, 2016 at 1:00PM

KickballThrow

A concussion is the only way your daughter will learn to always hustle down the line.

[via The Chive]

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Newsworthy Nightmare

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 15, 2016 at 12:00PM

snake

I'd rather come home to a bloody clown wielding a machete.

[via TC Mag]

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Nest Head

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 15, 2016 at 11:00AM

NestHead

Who wants to break the news to her that someone hardboiled her babies?

[via eBaum's World]

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Forever Alone

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 15, 2016 at 10:00AM

roach

Is that any way to treat the woman you're going to live with for the rest of your life?!

[via Izismile]

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Please Be Photoshopped

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 14, 2016 at 10:00PM

tapecorset

Who needs ribs when you have duct tape to protect your organs? Am I right?

Wait until Pixee Fox finds out that she can live without a few more ribs.

[via Idiod]

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