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10 St. Patrick's Day Standards

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 14, 2014 at 3:00PM

The only holiday that legally requires you to get blackout drunk is nearly upon us, so we thought we'd take a few moments to remind you of its greatness before you drown your liver in a green beer monsoon.

Anyone who denies that there's at least a little magic in this day need only to look at the picture above to remember that hammered lady-kisses are just one of the many wonders St. Patrick bestows upon us each and every year.

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Sweet Six Pack

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 14, 2014 at 2:00PM

So if he got his belly button pierced, would he call it a Prince Albert?

[via Reddit]

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Solid Insight, Earvin

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 14, 2014 at 1:00PM

Incidentally, they don't call him "Magic" for his wizardry with words.

[via LOL Factory]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Sucking Fruit

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 14, 2014 at 12:00PM

Sucking Fruit

Friend-Zone Level: Fucking Expert!

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Robert Young.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[photo: Gisela Schober/Contributor/Getty Images]

A True Fanatic

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 14, 2014 at 11:00AM

He's right. Considering how much they get paid they should be sportsing as hard as they can!

[via Daily Garlic]

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Is That Sign Made Of Sunblock, Or…

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 14, 2014 at 10:00AM

Hand jobs at Bonnaroo seems like a good idea, until you realize she has to "sage the tent" afterwards.

[via Acid Cow]

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