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The Math Is Sound

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 28, 2014 at 2:00PM

I mean, technically that's all that's really required from the dad.

[via Daily Garlic]

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A Dark Day For Disney

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 28, 2014 at 1:00PM

I assume it's because he's been walking around in public with no pants on for the last 75 years?

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I'm Sorry, What Were You Saying?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 28, 2014 at 12:00PM

Your very real hair was distracting me.

[via The Chive]

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Squishy Stowaway

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 28, 2014 at 11:00AM

That's actually a birthmark, you insensitive jerks.

[via Izismile]

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A Turn For The Worse

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 28, 2014 at 10:00AM

It's less of an "arch" and more of a "corner."

[via No Way Girl]

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We Can All Agree On That

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 27, 2014 at 10:00PM

This is a way better reminder to pay your child support than setting some kind alert on your iPhone.

[via Reddit]