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They're Coming In For The Winter

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 25, 2013 at 10:00AM

"It's cool if we crash on your headboard and/or toilet seat, yeah?"

[via Izismile]

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Sure, You Can Go

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 24, 2013 at 10:00PM

"Sorry my blinker isn't working. Will this gun do? Thanks."

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Adding It To the Black Friday List

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 24, 2013 at 8:00PM

This must be the generic version of the "Twerkin' Tina" doll that's so hot this season.

[via Reddit]

He Should Get That Checked Out

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 24, 2013 at 6:00PM

Oh that's just the souls of the members of 98 Degrees trying to get out.

[via Izismile]

Right In The Chi Chi

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 24, 2013 at 2:00PM

And Adam Sandler just found his inspiration for Happy Gilmore 2.

[via Fail Blog]

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Thanksgiving Is More Of A Pie Holiday

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 24, 2013 at 12:00PM

Canceling the remaining holiday gatherings after watching Aunt Denise lustfully eat the "neck portion" of the cake.

[via Imgur]

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