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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 7, 2013 at 1:00PM

Wait I'm confused, how can he hold the office of Mayor of Toronto when he's already the Lord Chancellor of Fucking Party Town?

[via NY Times]

Damn, Dude. Way To Call Her Out.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 7, 2013 at 12:00PM

He ejaculated in 30 seconds, but you don't see her blowin' up his spot.

[via The Chive]

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Hittin' That Blue Genie Kush

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 7, 2013 at 11:00AM

She's got three wishes, and she's using all of them on more Cheetos.

[via Scrotum Coat]

That's Not A Water Fountain, Dylan

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 7, 2013 at 10:00AM

"What, like I'm just going to pee all my beer onto the ground and waste it like a moron?"

[via Break]

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That's A Nasty Hook

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 6, 2013 at 10:00PM

I know one guy who's never getting an invite to Wii Bowling at my house.

[via Prickly Legs]

Undress With Confidence

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 6, 2013 at 9:00PM

Also the small prayer I say to myself every time I wear white gym shorts.

[via Break]