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10 People Who Tried And Failed To Be Sexy

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 11, 2015 at 3:00PM

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People like Giselle and Karlie Kloss get paid the big bucks because being sexy ain't easy. I'm impressed by anyone who can say, "I want to rub melted candle wax all over your hot, naked body" with just their eyes. I can't even say hi with mine.

Let's check in with some other people who just can't quite nail the whole "sexy" thing.  Show full post

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From Around the Web

XXXtra Special

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 11, 2015 at 2:00PM

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Oh boy, I hope it's Dollar Dildo Day!

[via Uber Humor]

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Tight Lipped

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 11, 2015 at 1:00PM

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The American Horror Story costume department is just phoning it in at this point.

[via LOL Hehehe]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: I Love NY

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 11, 2015 at 12:00PM

NYC Mayor Considers Taking Action Against Body-Painted Topless Women Poses For Tips In Times Square

If she can take it there, she can take it anywhere. New York, Newwwww York!

We received tons of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After reading all of them, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Scott Clark.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[Spencer Platt/Staff/Getty Images]

I Dare You

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 11, 2015 at 11:00AM

ATMDogs

The ATM didn't even have the balls to charge her the standard service fee.

[via LOLSnaps]

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It's Going Down

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 11, 2015 at 10:00AM

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The only thing he really understood about the movie was that Kate Winslet showed major boob.

[via Izismile]

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