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Jon Hamm, Is That You?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 6, 2014 at 4:00PM

Some guys like to give their junk breathing room. Others like it vacuum sealed.

[via UberHumor]

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Praise The Lube

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 6, 2014 at 3:00PM

But if you're running low on faith, God might still try to push it in dry.

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It's A Hard Knock Life

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 6, 2014 at 2:00PM

"I'm getting too old for this shit." -Ted

[via Izismile]

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 6, 2014 at 1:00PM

Symptoms include itchy, red semicolons and a burning sensation when you control alt delete.

[via Time]

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Does Your Whole Arm Even Lift, Bro?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 6, 2014 at 12:00PM

Also: Is that a giant lizard claw on your shoulder, or do you have more medical things going on than I originally thought?

[via FotozUp]

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Bit Of A Stretch

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 6, 2014 at 11:00AM

Skateboards are the leading cause of taint laceration.

[via Imgur]

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