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Kiss The Cook Or He'll Have You Killed

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 30, 2014 at 5:00PM

"What? Just because I'm part of a savagely violent terror cell doesn’t mean I can't make my girlfriend a nice, sensual bearnaise."

[via Oddersite]

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From Around the Web

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 30, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[still via Mashable]

That's Pretty Close To His Hazelnuts

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 30, 2014 at 4:00PM

Looks like this douche finally turned 18!

[via Ugliest Tattoos]

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Wall Of Fame

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 30, 2014 at 3:00PM

Still not as weird as a girl who's really into scrapbooking.

[via Imagini]

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She Goes Through So Much Polish

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 30, 2014 at 2:00PM

Pretty cool that in the fall she can rake leaves with her hands.

[via FailBlog]

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How's Business?

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 30, 2014 at 1:00PM

It's hard to believe there could be a store even more unpopular than Ufuk Puppies, but…

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