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Putin A Ring On It

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 2, 2016 at 12:00PM

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I hope they aren't Russian into anything.

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From Around the Web

Girthworm

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 2, 2016 at 11:00AM

DildoWorm

Welcome to Animal Planet's newest hit, The Dildo Hunter.

[via Twitter]

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Kitty Like

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 2, 2016 at 10:00AM

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She seems like a girl who would be into a little heavy petting.

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Woke Up Like This

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 1, 2016 at 10:00PM

bodykiss

Looked up his symptoms on WebMD and he’s either dying of a flesh eating disease or just had a fantastic Saturday night.

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Sausage Fest

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 1, 2016 at 8:00PM

cantgowrong

Actually, it can go horribly wrong if you accidentally see your aunt deep throating one.

[via The Chive]

Thanks But No Thanks

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 1, 2016 at 6:00PM

whitevan

Never ever ever trust a white van unless they’re handing out free candy. That’s always legit.

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