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    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

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    This is exactly why we need more female musicians.

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    If any schools are looking for a sex ed teacher, we're pretty sure he's available.

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The Future Is Now

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 23, 2016 at 3:00PM

VRMaster

The hyper-realistic sofa simulator is going to blow his mind when he finds the virtual Cheeto in his boob fold.

[via Radass]

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From Around the Web

Old Chillin'

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 23, 2016 at 2:00PM

ChillinGrandmas

Nothing jumpstarts an afternoon buzz like a forty and prescription blood thinners.

[via We Are The Asses]

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Grabby Rescue

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 23, 2016 at 1:00PM

NakedRescue

I give it 2 seconds before he says something pervy enough to make her wish she wasn't saved.

[via The Chive]

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You Can Get Anything Online

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 23, 2016 at 12:00PM

online

And this is why you never have sex while you're pregnant.

[via TC Mag]

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Baby v Mirror: Dawn Of Justice

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 23, 2016 at 11:00AM

When your baby's playing with a large pane of glass that could easily slice her in half, you're gonna want to get the camera.

[via YouTube]

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Eat A Bag Of Hot Dogs

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 23, 2016 at 10:00AM

dogs

That reminds me, I should walk my dog before people come over tonight or he's going to hump everyone.

[via Imgur]

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