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Just A Snack

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 26, 2015 at 12:00PM

big breads

I've had this dream, but all three guys are Chris Hemsworth and there are no carbs in the bread.

[via Cheezburger]

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big

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chris hemsworth

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I See What You Did There

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 26, 2015 at 11:00AM

RugsNotDrugs

But rugs are so hard to snort…

[via Bro My God]

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advertising

drugs

rhyme

rugs

sign

wordplay

NOPE

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 26, 2015 at 10:00AM

scorpion pizza

"No thanks, I'm not hungry and also I would rather eat my own eyeballs."

[via Echtlustig]

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bugs

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gross

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NOPE

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You Tried, Movers

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 25, 2015 at 10:00PM

“Oh no, honey. I’m so angry. Now we have to go out and buy a new flat screen TV.” – An overly sarcastic husband to his wife.

[via Bits and Pieces]

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crash

fail

movers

moving

television

tv

Uhhh No

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 25, 2015 at 8:00PM

paintednails

But thanks for the brilliant idea!

[via Reddit]

Happy Dance

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 25, 2015 at 6:00PM

This is the ceremonial dance that’s performed in my house after a pizza is delivered.

[via Joanne Casey]