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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 21, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[video via YouTube]

Ma'am?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 21, 2014 at 4:00PM

You're dragging one thousand feet of toilet paper behind you.

[via People of Walmart]

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10 Must Have Black Friday Toys

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 21, 2014 at 3:00PM

The Blackest of Fridays is nearly upon us. Now it's time to kick your training into high gear so you can mercilessly thrash anyone who gets between you and an unbeatable price. As Darwinism clearly explains, only the strongest survive door-busting deals, and how else will you earn your child's love you unless you bring home this strangely whorey Superman pillow?

Click here for more of this year's most in-demand children's toys… Show full post

They're New! They're ALL New!!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 21, 2014 at 2:00PM

Except Schnitzel with Noodles. Those have a tendency to sit on the shelves for awhile.

[via UberHumor]

For The Love Of God, Don't Touch The Bike

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 21, 2014 at 1:00PM

There is no crime that this punishment fits.

[via Catsmob]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Athletic Couple

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 21, 2014 at 12:00PM

Athletic Couple

Awesome! A Planet of the Apes marathon!

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from comments left by Mark Anthony G.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[photo: Helen H. Richardson/Contributor/Getty Images]

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