• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    She smells like a winner.

  • #TBT

    Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.

Tosh.0 Blog

Life Is Garbage

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 27, 2016 at 5:00PM

HopesDreams

They should have these on the way out of every college graduation.

[via Twitter]

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From Around the Web

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 27, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Family Portrait

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 27, 2016 at 4:00PM

ma

They're only 35. Babies are really stressful.

[via Ebaum's World]

Boner Bedding

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 27, 2016 at 3:00PM

BonerBedding

Just don't accidentally wear it to a toga party.

[via Imgur]

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Where's The Remote?

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 27, 2016 at 2:00PM

remot

When you can't feel the remote it's time to cut back on the pizza.

[via UberHumor]

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Seal Team Two

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 27, 2016 at 1:00PM

Seems cute until you find out Sea World is forcing them to duel.

[via Acid Cow]

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