I hope they aren't Russian into anything.
She seems like a girl who would be into a little heavy petting.
Looked up his symptoms on WebMD and he’s either dying of a flesh eating disease or just had a fantastic Saturday night.
Actually, it can go horribly wrong if you accidentally see your aunt deep throating one.
[via The Chive]
Never ever ever trust a white van unless they’re handing out free candy. That’s always legit.