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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Kinky Kardinal

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 17, 2015 at 12:00PM

Cardinal Vincent Nichols Attends The Mass Of The Lord's Supper

Huh, that looks like a size 11 foot. I thought church officials only kissed things that were 10 and under.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Mike Heck.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[Carl Court/Staff/Getty Images]

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Posted by: TK Kelly | April 17, 2015 at 11:00AM

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Breastfeeding this little guy must be harrowing.

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Let's Taco Bout This Dress

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 17, 2015 at 10:00AM

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A wand that turns dresses into tacos? Well that's going on my Amazon wish list!

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His Final Frontier

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | April 16, 2015 at 11:00PM

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His starship brings all the girls to the yard and they're like it's better than yours, damn right it's better than yours.

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Your A**hole Of The Day

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 16, 2015 at 10:00PM

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And she even had the nerve to ask the lady with the iPad if she would rub her feet.

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Handle With Care

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 16, 2015 at 9:00PM

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This is why I can’t be trusted with an Amazon gift card.

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