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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 26, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

From Around the Web

These Boots Were Made For Unlocking

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 26, 2016 at 4:00PM

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Sometimes new tires are just cheaper than paying all of your parking tickets.

[via UberHumor]

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10 Crimes That Obviously Happened in Florida

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 26, 2016 at 3:00PM

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This week I got into an actual argument with my Floridian parents over whether Florida is the weirdest state in the country. So today I decided to put a little exclamation point on the end of my argument with the power of the internet.

Here is some of the dumb shit that could only happen there. Read 'em and weep, Pops!

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Sister Smash

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 26, 2016 at 2:00PM

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This is a great way to decide which one you'll send to college. May the best toddler win.

[via Izismile]

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An Aviary Classic

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 26, 2016 at 1:00PM

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I wish I could say this didn't make me laugh unjustifiably hard, but… I can't lie.

[via Daily Garlic]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Stinging Snack

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 26, 2016 at 12:00PM

Members From Sniper Force Eat Scorpions In Yantai

Not the first time he's felt a little prick on his tongue.

We received a lot of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

We picked the caption above from a comment left by Michael Holmes.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post and also, do better.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[Tomohiro Ohsumi/Stringer/Getty Images]