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Douches Die Too

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 27, 2015 at 4:00PM

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Live by the Bro Code, die by the Bro Code.

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10 Animals That Surprisingly Aren't Photoshopped

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 27, 2015 at 3:00PM

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Photoshop can be fun, and for actresses and models, it's a goddamn career-maker. But for some reason, our readers seem to hate it. So here are some unphotoshopped, yet still somehow funny animals for your viewing pleasure.

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Challenge Accepted, Big Boy

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 27, 2015 at 2:00PM

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Is this the new way of saying "big boned?"

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Whoa, Big Fella

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 27, 2015 at 1:00PM

This horse is a five-time winner of the JD Power & Associates safety and reliability award.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Vice Presi-Don't

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 27, 2015 at 12:00PM

Joe Biden Swears In New Defense Secretary Ashton Carter

"I bet it's pretty hard hearing what the Secretary of Defense is saying over all that heavy briefing."

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Robert Young.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[Alex Wong/Staff/Getty Images]

Denim Duster

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 27, 2015 at 11:00AM

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This is actually a production still from the new Canadian reboot of Blade.

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