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Relaxatives

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 24, 2014 at 5:00PM

Start you day right with a balanced breakfast and a big, wet shit.

[via Fat Kid At Camp]

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beverage

defecation

laxatives

morning

poop

shit

tea

toilet

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 24, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[video via Tastefully Offensive]

Aww They're So- Wait What?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 24, 2014 at 4:00PM

This is Kim and Kanye 90% of the time.

[via No Way Girl]

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couple

date

dating

fail

friend

hands

hold hands

jacket

Foul Balls Deep

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 24, 2014 at 3:00PM

"I got it! I got it! I got… aaaand I'm inside of you. My apologies, miss."

[via Tiger Droppings]

Bad Lip Reading! Twilight! More!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 24, 2014 at 2:00PM

I want to address my wart.

[via BLR]

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bad lip-reading

BLR

eclipse

lip dub

LOL

love

more

twilight

video

News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 24, 2014 at 1:00PM

To be fair, the vagina is nature's holster.

[via HuffPo Weird]