Crabs are gone!
[via Lol He He He]
Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
Happens every time Def Leppard’s ‘Pour Some Sugar On Me’ plays on the McDonald’s Muzak channel.
[via Bro My God]
There’s high and then there’s eating a cup of frozen taco high.
[via Distinguished Baloney]
How am I supposed to take your shirt seriously with that font selection?
The stench of singed dumb ass completely ruined the party.
[via Fail Blog]
Had the very same reaction when I found out there would be a season two of Stranger Things.