• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    She smells like a winner.

  • #TBT

    Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.

Tosh.0 Blog

New Friends

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 28, 2016 at 5:00PM

PigeonFace

You'd make the same face if you had a feathery bag of plague on your shoulder.

[via Kill Some Time]

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face

fly

gross

park

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From Around the Web

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 28, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

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ass

baseball

best

brazil

brazilian

butts

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city

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drop

engagement

evacuate

fan

food

grab

grope

guard

harassment

hot girls

hump day

internet

job

junk

links

men

model

nuggets

plastic

prison

proposal

recall

ring

sexual

stadium

tyson

us

weird

what you're missing

work

worst

yankees

Got Any Floss?

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 28, 2016 at 4:00PM

thong

Never get your friends drunk when they're teething.

[via UberHumor]

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bar

bite

butt

drinking

drunk

friends

panties

shorts

teeth

thong

underwear

wedge

Hair Extentacles

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 28, 2016 at 3:00PM

OctopusHat

Gross, but no smellier than dreadlocks.

[via Evil Milk]

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extensions

gross

hair

hairdo

hat

head

ocean

octopus

salty

sea

seafood

slimy

smelly

tentacle

What A Disappointment

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 28, 2016 at 2:00PM

gran

Some grandkids just can't hold their SoCo & Lime.

[via Izismile]

Romantic Getaway

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 28, 2016 at 1:00PM

DildoIsland

Only downside is it's Canada, so the dildos are sticky from maple syrup fingers.

[via Izismile]

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canada

dildo

getaway

island

masturbation

Sex

trip

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