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Friends Stick Together

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 1, 2015 at 6:00PM

anklebraclets

How is wearing sweat pants 24/7 and having a built in excuse to never leave the house a punishment?

[via Reddit]

From Around the Web

Twi-ZZZ-lers

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 1, 2015 at 4:00PM

Waking up and looking like Dr. Zoidberg is never a good look.

[via Fail Blog]

Clever Marketing

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 1, 2015 at 2:00PM

freekitchen

They were giving away free pillows (puppies) last week.

[via The Chive]

Thin Skin

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 1, 2015 at 12:00PM

cinnabonhead

Suddenly craving a Cinnabon.

[via Lol He He He]

Flotation Devices

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 1, 2015 at 10:00AM

floatationdevices

It’s okay, guys. Not everyone can be Dan Blizerian.

[via Rad Ass]

Quick And Easy Lunch

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 31, 2015 at 10:00PM

dqlunch

I’m torn between a hot fudge sundae and a chicken wrap.

[via Izismile]

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