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Am I A Bad Boy?

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 29, 2014 at 5:00PM

If you have to send a postcard home to mom to ask her, the answer is probably no.

[via Acid Cow]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 29, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[video via Tastefully Offensive]

Just Buying Some Condoms

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 29, 2014 at 4:00PM

Sure, he's shooting blanks. But he'd like some kind of barrier between him and his wife's old ass vagina.

[via People of Walmart]

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The Bar Has Been Set

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 29, 2014 at 3:00PM

Thank God you saved it. Pretty sure flushing that thing would count as an illegal late-term abortion.

[via Oddersite]

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What's Up, Doc?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 29, 2014 at 2:00PM

carrot bath

Dead skin cells make a wonderful addition to any vegetable stock.

[via Jokes of the Day]

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Blowup Stowaway

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 29, 2014 at 1:00PM

If the point here is to air-dry her, she should really be strapped to the front.

[via Browsa]

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