"Don't worry, I poked some air holes in the top."
[via Uber Humor]
We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
Her narcolepsy has crippled what could have been a prolific bull-riding career.
In a sex shop you'd pay 10 times this price. But you'd also be sure it hasn't been in my grandmother's vagina.
[via TC Mag]
I don't actually care what shape the clouds are, but it would be great if you could shoot me a beer out of the fridge.
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