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Get On The F Train

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 25, 2015 at 3:00PM

SubwayCrack

"I'm gonna need you to get up, sweetheart. Our stop is next and my legs are asleep."

[via Izismile]

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ass

butt

crack

lap

legs

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From Around the Web

Armed And Dangerous

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 25, 2015 at 2:00PM

hulk

Not sure our interests are really in the same vein so I don't think it's going to work out.

[via Fail.To]

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athlete

huge

lady

muscle

muscles

thighs

veins

weightlifter

weights

woman

News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 25, 2015 at 1:00PM

BearBiteNews

"I'm just glad I realized it wasn't the neighbor's dog before I grabbed the peanut butter."

[via HuffPo Weird]

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ankle

aspen

bear

bite

dog

nap

news

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nibble

sleep

Wifi Material

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 25, 2015 at 12:00PM

wifi

That is one full-service chick.

[via Echtlustig]

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attracts

gathered

icon

iPhone

joke

looks like

material

phones

service

shirt

wifey

wifi

Private Handler

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 25, 2015 at 11:00AM

ArmyMan

With the enemy closing in, he's hoping to complete one last mission.

[via Kaotic]

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action

army

figure

green

jerk

man

masturbation

military

penis

plastic

toy

Halfway Heroes

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 25, 2015 at 10:00AM

fires

No one says anything to you when you sit at work all day. Hypocrite.

[via Radass]

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chill

fire

firefighters

hose

lawn

lawn chairs

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relax

sit

water