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One Stop Shop!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 18, 2014 at 4:00PM

It's actually perfect. Dudes can get their divorces finalized and then get a mid-life crisis stud.

[via Barstool]

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10 Special Moments With The Stanley Cup

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 18, 2014 at 3:00PM

The NHL playoffs are in full swing, so in honor of the quest for Lord Stanley's Cup, we've decided to pay tribute to the trophy's many travels. Each year, the Cup goes on tour with the members of the winning team, meeting celebrities, traveling abroad, and pretty much demanding all of the attention wherever it goes.

Sure, sometimes it just winds up going to pick up milk and tampons, but overall, this inanimate object leads a way cooler life than you could ever hope to.

Click below for more of the Cup's greatest globetrotting snapshots… Show full post

This Is Just A Tender Moment

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 18, 2014 at 2:00PM

Do NOT tell him what chicken nuggets are made of.

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So How Did She Take The Break Up?

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 18, 2014 at 1:00PM

If it makes you feel better, she definitely told all of her friends your dick is small too.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Hella Coachella

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 18, 2014 at 12:00PM

Hella Coachella

Now you Buscemi, now you don't.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Robert Young.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[photo: Frazer Harrison/Staff/Getty Images]

Can You Point Me Toward The Ass Aisle?

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 18, 2014 at 11:00AM

I like big sales and I cannot lie.

[via Booty of the Day]