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That's One Sexy Dirtbag

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 26, 2015 at 4:00PM

dirtbag

Are those pebbles in your bag or are you just happy to see me?

[via Echtlutig]

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bag

belly

boobs

dirt

dirtbag

looks like

nipples

shirt

tank

tank top

white

wtf

Poolside Party

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 26, 2015 at 3:00PM

PoolsideWineBox

This is a public pool, bitches. Save your judgment for the country club.

[via The Chive]

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alcohol

box

boxed

chug

drinks

franzia

happy hour

pool

poolside

wine

Thou Doth Protest Too Much

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 26, 2015 at 2:00PM

straight drinks

Can you blame them? This is the only way the government will let them live in the same freezer.

[via Echtlustig]

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drinks

homo

homophobic

homosexual

milk

straight

tea

News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 26, 2015 at 1:00PM

FloatingStripClubNews

How they didn't call this place 'Whore Island' I will never know.

[via Newser]

Tough Mudder 2016

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 26, 2015 at 12:00PM

When I come from behind I usually finish first too.

[via Imgur]

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balance

beam

bed

behind

crawl

cum

first

fuck

last

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net

orgasm

race

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Sex

speed

strip

track

winner

women

Modern Stone Age Family Sedan

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 26, 2015 at 11:00AM

FlintstonesCar

Is it me, or has that car been parked there FOREVER?

[via Names Pony Boy]