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    She smells like a winner.

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    Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.

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Heaven

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 19, 2016 at 2:00PM

Yeeeah, that's the spot. That's all the spots…

[via Imgur]

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animals

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dog

fat

heaven

massage

pets

pug

scratch

From Around the Web

His Highness

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 19, 2016 at 1:00PM

WhatAName

Better bow down when King Lumpkins rolls through.

[via Funny Or Die]

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abs

breaking

chicago

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Man Up And Remember

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 19, 2016 at 12:00PM

password

Past me is a goddamn monster.

[via Uber Humor]

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button

computer

error

fail

forgot

hint

message

ok

password

suckers

windows

Formal Attire

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 19, 2016 at 11:00AM

WeddingWear

If it was good enough to wear to his father's funeral, it's good enough for your wedding.

[via Oddman]

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bathing suit

beach

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groom

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stroll

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Need. Condoms.

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 19, 2016 at 10:00AM

hulk

You won't like Hulk when he's horny.

[via Reddit]

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Sex

The Results Are In

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 18, 2016 at 10:00PM

whopooed

My money is on Charlie, the family dog.

[via Reddit]