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Innocence Lost

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 19, 2015 at 6:00PM

BonerAngel

I know she's an inanimate object, but she still seems painfully aware of how much that candle looks like a dick.

[via Catsmob]

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angel

candle

christmas

dick

dildo

doll

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Maybe Stick With A Neck Beard

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 19, 2015 at 5:00PM

bad shaver

I sincerely hope this guy never tries manscaping.

[via Imgur]

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bad

beard

bleeding

blood

cut

cuts

fail

hair

manscaping

mustache

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ouch

shave

shaving

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 19, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Eat More Cow

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 19, 2015 at 4:00PM

Culture

That cow will spread her legs for anyone.

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[Maureen Sullivan/Contributor/Getty Images]

Sick Mooooooooves

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 19, 2015 at 3:00PM

Ladies and gentlemen… Beefyoncé.

[via YouTube]

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costume

cow

cows

dance

dancing

grocery

store

supermarket

Way To Play It Cool, Man

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 19, 2015 at 2:00PM

Impressed

As far as she knows, this is what every man's face looks like at all times.

[via Break]

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agape

boobs

breasts

casual

cleavage

fake

huge

men

shocked

staring

subtle