• Caption Challenge

    Small Fry
    Small Fry

    Squirrels are well-known for their bushy tails and their emotional eating.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Oh, urine for the ride of your life with this one.

  • #TBT

    Be careful what you wish for. It might be loud and kinda bossy.

Tosh.0 Blog

One-Man Band

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 1, 2016 at 1:00PM

Child welfare stepped in when onlookers realized the marionettes were actually limp-legged children he forced to perform for one radish a day.

[via Live Leak]

From Around the Web

How The Zebra Got Her Stripes

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 24, 2016 at 9:00PM

My first guess was Seth Rogan’s body hair, but zebra was a close second.

[via YouTube]

Ain't No Party Like A Windows Launch Party

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 16, 2016 at 11:00AM

At the 13-second mark, Steve Ballmer slips into a spot-on Pee-wee Herman impression.

[via YouTube]

Damn-it, Grandpa

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 14, 2016 at 8:00PM

This is a pretty good metaphor for how Kentucky’s basketball season has gone.

[via Youtube]

He Looks Pissed

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 13, 2016 at 10:00AM

NOW he’s ready to take that breathalyzer.

[via Youtube]

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No Thanks, Australia

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 11, 2016 at 11:00AM

Huntsman spiders are known for a Russell Crowe-like temper when it comes to paparazzi.

[via Live Leak]

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