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Opportunity Not Missed

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 9, 2015 at 8:00PM

Would have never imagined the aggravating sound of someone snoring could bring me so much joy.

[via Bits and Pieces]

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husband

noise

sleep

sleeping

snoring

tiny plane

vine

wife

From Around the Web

Suspicious Carry-On

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 9, 2015 at 11:00AM

You call that a prank? My best friend's serving two years for the loaded gun I slipped in his bag.

[via YouTube]

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airplane

airport

bag

carry on

dick

dildo

friends

luggage

penis

prank

sex toy

travel

tsa

Meet Ralph

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 5, 2015 at 5:00PM

He does this every year at Barktoberfest. Zero self-control.

[via YouTube]

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at your own risk

barf

chunks

dog

pet

puke

puppy

sick

Wait Til' The D Drops

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 4, 2015 at 10:00AM

Those are the kind of dance moves you feel deep inside of you.

[via Vine]

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beat

dance

dick

dildos

drop

moves

music

penis

sex toys

vibrators

Death Metal And Cats… Enough Said

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 31, 2015 at 4:00PM

I’m personally responsible for 800,000 of those loops.

[via Wes Bocian]

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cats

death metal

playing cats

rock

silly

vine

wtf

So Much For A Relaxing Nap

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 30, 2015 at 9:00PM

But seriously… how is the camera lens not covered in vomit?

[via Uber Humor]