He does a spot-on impression of Mama Fratelli from The Goonies.
Remember to properly anchor your inflatable dick before mushing your face into it.
One sure fire way of getting out of doing leg day at the gym is by simply breaking your legs.
Props for not letting an escalating riot be an excuse for wasting a beer.
"Meeting my bitches at the beach. Later, ya'll!"
Thankfully, the short term memory of a dog is about five minutes.