Why is he so surprised to be right?
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
You got a good laugh and blew some Cheeto dust off your screen. Win, win.
Expecting the same outcome and response if Trump ever gets to build his wall.
[via Fail Blog]
The sole purpose of having children is that when you’re old and stuck in a recliner, there will be someone to save you.
[via Joanne Casey]
She must be so embarrassed, her mom filming in portrait mode and all.