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    Try this if you've always wondered what it's like to be Uma Thurman.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

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    She smells like a winner.

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Mic Drop

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 9, 2016 at 12:00PM

According to HR, this is considered an acceptable notice at Walmart.

[via YouTube]

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From Around the Web

Creepy Kiddie Robot Rickshaw

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 8, 2016 at 11:00AM

Full disclosure, that might just be an arthritic child in a Minnie Mouse costume.

[via YouTube]

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Depraved Critter

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 7, 2016 at 11:00AM

My shrink says I'm being paranoid, but I really feel like my ferret is trying to fuck me.

[via Vine]

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animals

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Brash Bird

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 6, 2016 at 5:00PM

This is why you never steal a peacock's limelight.

[via Vine]

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attention

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Tour de Phallic Road Art

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 5, 2016 at 8:00PM

There should be a penalty if you don’t bike directly through the shaft.

[via Vine]

Water Thrill Ride

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 2, 2016 at 2:00PM

That sunroof leak really harshed mom’s mellow.

[via YouTube]

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