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I'm Just Gonna Leave This Here

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 12, 2014 at 2:00PM

When I lie down with a cat I fantasize that it's a dog. But for somebody else, it may be another thing.

[via The Daily What]

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cat

cats

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Friday

guy

strange

weird

wtf

It's-A Me! Bad Mario!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 12, 2014 at 10:00AM

I was hit with a blue shell in high school. Tripped in front of my whole class.

[via Barstool]

Gravity, You Fickle Bitch

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 7, 2014 at 8:00PM

Ugh, I hate when you’re strolling along minding your own business and the earth’s rotational axis decides to get all weird.

[via Fail Blog]

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drunk

earth

fail

fall

gravity

ouch

wasted

Must Be His Birthday

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 6, 2014 at 2:00PM

Free dinner AND sex.

[via Delicious Fish]

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gopro

hump

nature

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pov

Sex

squirrel

He Just Became A Legend

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 31, 2014 at 10:00PM

My only goal in life now is to place a “300 and fuck her right in the pussy.” bid on the Price is Right.

[via Bro Bible]

Just A Quick Test Drive

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 31, 2014 at 8:00PM

Welp, I guess he’s buying it.

[via Uber Humor]