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He’s Not That Into You

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 24, 2015 at 6:00PM

But he’ll continue to put up with your personal space invasions because he gets three squares a day and you scoop his poop on the regular.

[via Shan Dude]

From Around the Web

McFreakin’ Lost It

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 24, 2015 at 12:00PM

Ronald has kinda gone off the rails since they introduced that new handsome Hamburglar.

[via Matt Krath]

She’s Gonna Kill Him

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 22, 2015 at 10:00PM

Sorry about your hurt butt hole but being rewarded for farting is a pretty cool, right? …Right?

[via Uber Humor]

Sing-Along Time Is Over

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 21, 2015 at 10:00PM

An obvious case of a car self-destructing to stop that god damn singing.

[via Marco Ferro]

Kitty Don't Care

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 20, 2015 at 10:00AM

It'd be easy to make a "cats are dicks" joke here, but I'm with him. She's terrible.

[via YouTube]

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A Very Special Tosh.0 Shout Out

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 13, 2015 at 10:00AM

There is no denying it, we LOVE this man. Also, how is he not a pro wrestler?

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[via Chad McGhee's YouTube]