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I’ll Have What She’s Having

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 18, 2015 at 10:00PM

On second thought, maybe not. The hangovers from demonic possessions are terrible.

[via Youtube]

From Around the Web

The Need For Speed..ing Ticket

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 15, 2015 at 9:00PM

Updated rankings for the worst Fast and Furious films:

1. Tokyo Drift

2. The one above

3. Any other sequel that didn’t involve The Rock

[via Speed Society]

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Fresh Squeezed

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 15, 2015 at 11:00AM

I like a woman who could pop my head like a zit.

We've been squeezing melons for years at Tosh.0.

[via YouTube]

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Football Is Back!

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 14, 2015 at 8:00PM

It’s a Buffalo fan tradition to give yourself a concussion before the start of a game so you can have no memory of what happened.

[via Cool Ness]

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Serving Up Some Hairball

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 12, 2015 at 6:00PM

Just know that if you’re my friend, and you’re getting married, that this will be your gift.

[via Bits and Pieces]

‘Get It Right The First Time’

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 6, 2015 at 10:00PM

You’ll see at 1:17, that karma got it right.

[via Youtube]