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Here's A Squirrel Carving A Pumpkin

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 31, 2014 at 4:00PM

Piss poor, should've used a stencil.

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This Is Definitely In Your Bed

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 31, 2014 at 11:00AM

The babies on its back are hard proof that there is no God.

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN, NERDS!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 31, 2014 at 10:00AM

Turns out I really dropped the fucking ball last year.* We posted the above video FOUR years in a row and my dumb ass forgot to put it up last year. Although I did give you this, so give me a little credit.

Anyway MY BAD, Y'ALL. Here it is again. Enjoy it. Love it. Embrace it.

*the ball is a pumpkin.

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I "Almost Died"

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 29, 2014 at 5:00PM

They say experiencing death is a lot like witnessing a very minor fender bender.

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Your Grandparents Were Pretty Cool

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 28, 2014 at 8:00PM

Simply adding a Wiz Khalifa song to your grandparents silent home video footage will almost make you forget about how bad their house smells, when you visit.

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This Is All Your Fault, James Franco!

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 28, 2014 at 3:00PM

It's only a matter of time before they learn how to ruin a campout with an acoustic guitar.

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