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Wow You're Super Pretty

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 1, 2014 at 4:00PM

He shoulda gone with, "Hey Girl, you're startin' a wildfire in my pants."

Obviously.

[via No Way Girl]

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Grenade Training Is Supposed To Be Fun

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 30, 2014 at 8:00PM

“Toss it like a wedding bouquet” may have not been the best instructional advice.

Warning: Turn down your headphones. Audio is loud.

[via Fail Blog]

Oh God. No.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 29, 2014 at 4:00PM

She knows her husband's gay, right?

[via Barstool]

Here's Molly Eating 12lbs Of Pudding

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 29, 2014 at 10:00AM

This is also the Guinness Book of Records attempt at the most jokes about swallowing.

Speaking of, remember when Daniel took Molly on a date? Gross.

[via Barstool]

That's How He Tans Is So Evenly

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 28, 2014 at 8:00PM

This is just a fancy way of getting sand out of your ass.

[via Unique Daily]

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A Guy Snapping The Super Mario Theme

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 26, 2014 at 2:00PM

His fingers will start to bleed whenever Mario grabs the invincibility star.

[via Uber Humor]