He's coming for the cover of Nerds Illustrated.
Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
He’s a Pirates fan so this probably doesn’t even rank in his top 10 worst moments at that ballpark.
Please do not feed the animals or laugh at their faceballs. They're very sensitive.