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Subway Shortcoming

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 29, 2015 at 11:00AM

See what happens when you step over the yellow line? A collapsed lung and four broken ribs.

[via YouTube]

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From Around the Web

Poo Gambler

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 28, 2015 at 6:00PM

Better a hot streak on the slots than a hot streak in your pants. Am I right?

[via Daily Picks]

Productive Day At The Office

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 27, 2015 at 6:00PM

Welp, I know how I’ll be removing my contact lenses tonight.

[via Charles Tietjen]

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He Warned Us

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 26, 2015 at 9:00PM

That’s it, mandatory ball pits at all convenience stores on the Las Vegas Strip.

[via Chris Grover]

Smackdown

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 24, 2015 at 10:00PM

No hard feelings, they’re just trying to sober each other up before going into work.

[via Reddit]

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