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Which Event Is This Again?

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 28, 2015 at 11:00AM

"Handjob Rodeo" was actually the name of my high school punk band.

[via Live Leak]

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From Around the Web

Don’t F*ck With Stelly’s

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 27, 2015 at 9:00PM

This is legitimately better than the current season of True Detective.

[via KATC]

Look At This Adorable Constipated Puppy

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 26, 2015 at 10:00PM

We all learn the hard way that we can’t eat an entire block of Velveeta cheese in one sitting.

[via Bar Stool Sports]

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cheese

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Gravity Strikes Again

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 26, 2015 at 8:00PM

Pro Tip: Find two guys that are capable of counting to three before attempting this again.

[via Fail Blog]

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boat

dive

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Bogarting Birdy

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 22, 2015 at 2:00PM

He flew back to my place where we smoked out then ate a straight up shameful amount of worms.

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