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Cruising At Zero F*cks Per Hour

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 29, 2015 at 8:00PM

He thought about eating a bowl of cereal too but didn’t want to push his luck.

[via Tomas]

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Good Try, Good Effort

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 29, 2015 at 2:00PM

I probably shouldn’t make fun of a guy who failed to jump over a car, considering this morning I tripped over my cat and fell up the stairs.

[via Fail Blog]

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basketball

car

dunk

dunk contest

fail

fall

rim

slam dunk

Cherish This, Guys

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 27, 2015 at 10:00PM

A good audible cat fart only comes around once every four years. It’s basically the Internet’s version of the Olympics.

[via Joanne Casey]

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box

cat

cat fart

fart

feline

internet

Man Vs. Beast

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 27, 2015 at 1:00PM

I would say the wide-cast discrimination against these harmless creatures is unjust… but they're so fucking gross.

[via YouTube]

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animal

beast

Bitch

man

marsupial

mean

nature

opossum

possum

rodent

talking shit

trash talk

Watch Out For Falling Thieves

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 26, 2015 at 8:00PM

Not quite as masterful as Andy Dufresne’s escape from Shawshank but it worked and freedom was achieved.

[via Fail Blog]

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ceiling

escape

escapee

freedom

shoplift

shoplifter

thief

walmart

wtf