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Let's Hear From Mr. Slungpue

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 30, 2014 at 4:00PM

Musta been ol' Hugh Janus.

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Should Have Gotten Her A Teacup Brother

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 30, 2014 at 3:00PM

If you raise him in a tiny cage like veal, he'll stay just the right size. Tender, too.

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And Now, An Impression Of Your Girlfriend

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 30, 2014 at 11:00AM

Suddenly I Feel Like My Boyfriend's Ugly And Bad In Bed, in theaters Valentine's Day 2015.

Previously: How Could You Do This, Kristen?!

[via NuttyMadam]

Driving In A Straight Line Is Tough

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 25, 2014 at 9:00PM

Looks like another successful “Annual Parade Of Dumb Shits.”

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So Like I Was Saying…

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 24, 2014 at 2:00PM

The reason reporters wear makeup is in case all the color suddenly drains from their face.

[via BroBible]