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Free Fallin'

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 20, 2016 at 11:00AM

"Does this flimsy aluminum overhang make me look fat?"

[via YouTube]

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From Around the Web

The Kid Is Not My Grandson

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 14, 2016 at 1:00PM

He was looking like a smooth criminal until he broke every brittle bone in his body.

[via Break]

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Valiant Attempt

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 14, 2016 at 10:00AM

This is the only watchable 15 seconds of soccer I have ever seen.

[via YouTube]

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Sea Swarm

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 13, 2016 at 11:00AM

It's an amazing experience until you realize they're sizing you up to either eat you or fuck you.

[via LiveLeak]

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Sheep Cycle

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 12, 2016 at 11:00AM

Maybe I'd actually watch the Tour de France if each rider also had to transport livestock.

[via LiveLeak]

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