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So Like I Was Saying…

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 24, 2014 at 2:00PM

The reason reporters wear makeup is in case all the color suddenly drains from their face.

[via BroBible]

Thanks, Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 21, 2014 at 5:00PM

"We don't have your $42 million in cash, but those are as good as money, Sir. Those are I.O.U.'s. Go ahead and add it up, every cent's accounted for." -Cleveland

[via Daily of the Day]

What’s Going On With Joaquin's Forehead?

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 19, 2014 at 2:00PM

I saw a leprechaun but some of my higher friends saw a Ninja Turtle.

[via AnFa76]

Some Men Are Destined For Greatness

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 19, 2014 at 10:00AM

Maybe not this guy but he can pour a glass of beer using his forehead. Don’t try this at home unless you’re using cheap beer that you don’t mind spilling.

[via Laughing Squid]









You Can't Cancel. Simple As That.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 16, 2014 at 4:00PM

I tried to break up with a boy in high school and he gave me the exact same run around.

[via No Way Girl]