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I'm Just Gonna Leave This Here

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 20, 2014 at 4:00PM

If you want an owner who won't make you sit on top of a disgusting city grate I WILL GLADLY ADOPT YOU TODAY.

You can even pick your name! I'm kidding. Your name will be Noodles.

[via Daily of the Day]

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No Juice For You

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 19, 2014 at 2:00PM

Is it just me or did he name one of his kids Brother?

[via Daily of the Day]

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I Do Not Care If You've Seen This Before

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 17, 2014 at 12:00PM

Replay. Replay. Replay again.

[via YouTube]

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No Need To Apologize

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 15, 2014 at 6:00PM

This was the cutest way possible to break the terrible news to millions of guys across the world, that girls do indeed fart.

[via Katie Ryan's Vine]

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This Pigeon Does Not Know What's Up

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 14, 2014 at 4:00PM

Same thing happened when I went to the sex doll factory. I was halfway through my story about meeting Gary Busey when I realized fuck, these aren't actual people I'm chilling with.

[via YouTube]