Tastes just like veal!
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
All the lovin', none of the backtalk.
I'd rather watch this dick than Tom Cruise in another Mission Impossible movie.
Never half-ass an effort to impress your hero.
At least if he pees himself you can't tell.
Lettuce teach you how to eat a better lunch.
Watch this and feel better about your hometown. Or be sad this is your hometown and move.
It's not bullying if you're doing it for the Vine.
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