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10 Kids' Drawings That Just Look Wrong

Posted by: Rachel Callman | October 7, 2016 at 3:00PM

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Kids think the darnedest things. If there's one thing we can learn from their drawings, it's that we're all innately obsessed with dicks.

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10 Birds Being Jerkbags

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 30, 2016 at 3:00PM

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The worst part about birds are their dead eyes. You can never tell what they're thinking. And that's exactly the way they want it, because they are always planning to kill you.

Here they are caught in the act.

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10 People Who Should Just Eat Out

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 23, 2016 at 3:00PM

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I think Ice-T said it best when he said, "Cookin' ain't easy." Or something like that. We all have to eat, so most of us have at least tried it out, but a surprising number of us are utterly useless at feeding ourselves.

Here are a few people who should just wall off the kitchen in their homes.

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10 People Who Should Stop Drinking

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 16, 2016 at 3:00PM

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It's Friday, so here's a little PSA to remind you not to make an ass of yourself this weekend. At least not with alcohol, we're sure you can find another way to do it.

Just in case you're more of a visual learner – check out nine more party fails below.

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10 Models Outdone By Cats

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 9, 2016 at 3:00PM

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Models have a pretty sweet job – it's basically just to be born and then not eat. Recently it appears the cat world is challenging this long-coveted, competitive profession. Sad and Useless has documented some of the best comebacks they have so far.

Check them out below.

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