This whole country has gone to hell.
Make your own commercial for the new season, and you could wind up on TV.
They might be young, but they're just as vicious as a woman twice their age.
Never in the history of Web Redemptions has someone been so exactly who we thought they'd be.
Pretty sure I set a record for minutes napped during that same storm, but you don't see me bragging.
Those dance moves really make me wonder what else your dad gets up to behind your back.
Even if you went back in time and started your life over, you wouldn't grow up to be this talented.