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Watching A Little TV

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 26, 2015 at 10:00AM

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Don't even think about having kids until you can at least afford an iPad.

[via Izismile]

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From Around the Web

Skin I'm In

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | June 25, 2015 at 11:00PM

tattootongueface

All of this started with "Gary I'm thinking about getting an earring."

[via Izismile]

Extreme Pee

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 25, 2015 at 9:00PM

ninjapee

The guy training for American Ninja Warrior in our office has become insufferable.

[via Fail Blog]

Nice Attention To Detail

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 25, 2015 at 8:00PM

liptat

The tat of her boyfriend’s penis is spot on, right down to the herpes blisters.

[via Reddit]

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Someone Got Into The Sugar Cubes

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 25, 2015 at 5:00PM

FatHorse

He only entered the Belmont Stakes because he thought it was a meat carvery.

[via Acid Cow]

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UnBeeLievable

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 25, 2015 at 4:00PM

bee chair

"NOPE, party of one? Your table is ready."

[via Radass]

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