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Shlongstack

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 24, 2015 at 11:00AM

DickSmokestack

Is this new construction going to help or hurt my condo's resale?

[via Meme Guy]

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From Around the Web

One Smooth Dawg

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 24, 2015 at 10:00AM

cool dog

Hey girl, you must be my backyard. Because I want to bury my bone in you.

[via Uber Humor]

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Um, There's A Piece Of Hair In My Art

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | March 23, 2015 at 11:00PM

cheesyarthair

If you're in the South make sure you check out their Museum of Contemporary Mullets and Cheeses.

[via The Chive]

This Wedding Blows

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 23, 2015 at 10:00PM

bjwedding

I guess I just expected a bit more class from guys wearing realtree camo vests.

[via Reddit]

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All Smiles

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 23, 2015 at 9:00PM

smilesign

Which is the same as saying “Smile if you breathe in oxygen.”

[via Izismile]

Proud Dad

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 23, 2015 at 8:00PM

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I think it’s sweet when a father gets tattoos of his kids names.

[via Uber Humor]