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Cute Shorts

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 23, 2016 at 4:30PM

shorts

I pity the person unclogging his drain.

[via UberHumor]

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calves

hair

legs

looks like

shave

shaved

shorts

thighs

From Around the Web

Bad Kitty

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 23, 2016 at 3:00PM

HelloKittyV

Can't be easy, she has like no neck.

[via Joe Monster]

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dvd

eat

hello kitty

oral

self

Sex

v

vagina

video

Wal-Mart

Looks Fake

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 23, 2016 at 2:00PM

trump

But what if I don't want to keep Mexicans out of my pants?

[via Radass]

Jewelry Snatcher

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 23, 2016 at 1:00PM

WatchThief

This is why I only engage in accessory-free fisting.

[via Jokerry]

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classy

hat

snatch

steal

stole

thief

vagina

watch

Mobile Nudey Unit

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 23, 2016 at 11:00AM

StripperTruck

Sure she lives in the truck bed, but it's not sad, it's economical.

[via Radass]

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ad

decal

hire

marketing

pickup

stripper

truck

vehicle

window

Rocky Road

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 23, 2016 at 10:00AM

fight

When you're mad at him, but not mad enough to pay Uber surge pricing.

[via Radass]

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bike

boyfriend

couple

fight

fighting

girlfriend

moped

motorcycle

ride

scooter

space