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Watch Out For Crabs

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 22, 2014 at 2:00PM

And herpes.

[via UberHumor]

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Young Gunner

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 22, 2014 at 11:00AM

There's nothing quite like the joy of a child whose ten-day waiting period is finally up.

[via Oddersite]

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I Feel Like A Kid Again

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 22, 2014 at 10:00AM

The toy is a Hot Wheels car, obviously.

[via No Way Girl]

Dinner Is Served

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 21, 2014 at 10:00PM

He said he could make room if you needed to change your child’s diaper.

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Looks Cozy

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 21, 2014 at 9:00PM

Your friends are pretty cool because a much easier alternative would have been a penis.

[via The Chive]

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A Worthy Cause

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 21, 2014 at 8:00PM

Promise all the donors an after photo and you’ll reach your money goal in about 12 minutes.

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