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This Phone Smells Like Musty Vinegar

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 15, 2014 at 5:00PM

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Try to resist giving them a lick mid-phone call. That plastic is actually highly toxic.

[via Browsa]

Let Me Help You Out Here

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 15, 2014 at 2:00PM

Are you looking for someone to sit on the couch with, or are you trying to get off? Obviously pick Samantha, you idiot.

[via Izismile]

Broken Home

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 15, 2014 at 11:00AM

This seems like he's just brazenly bragging about his wives who have "mysteriously disappeared."

[via Uber Humor]

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mom

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So This Is Real

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 15, 2014 at 10:00AM

Put some Coca-Cola in a flask and you've got yourself a date, kid.

[via CNBC and KFC]

Small Price To Pay For Younger Skin

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 14, 2014 at 10:00PM

You ladies laugh now but as soon as Channing Tatum releases "Mike's Magic Semen Cream" on the market you'll be lining up.

[via Imgur]

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wtf

The Look Is A Dead Giveaway

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 14, 2014 at 9:00PM

Franken Berry is probably at home masturbating to this gif.

[via Ruined Childhood]