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Drive-Thru Walmart

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 20, 2015 at 1:00PM

WalMartCrash

They were out of those motorized scooters. What was he supposed to do, walk around the store like some kind of animal?

[via Izifunny]

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From Around the Web

Don’t Miss Out

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 19, 2015 at 9:00PM

lastcall

Dan is steadfast on that 2am cutoff mark. Hey, a guy’s gotta sleep, ya know?

[via Rad Ass]

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anal

bar

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pick up

pick up line

t-shirt

tshirt

Python In The Sheets

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 19, 2015 at 5:00PM

SnakeInBed

Some girls like to be choked.

[via Twitter]

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bed

choking

giant

pet

python

safe

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sheets

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why

Just The Tip

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 19, 2015 at 4:00PM

statue

Sometimes Mother Nature has to take care of herself.

[via The Chive]

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green

ground

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park

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Pull-Ups 'Til You Pop

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 19, 2015 at 3:00PM

PregoPullUps

There's no law against shaking a baby when it's still inside you, right?

[via Imgur]

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Pregnant

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working out

workout

Throw It Back

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 19, 2015 at 2:00PM

hooked

I want to get serious here for a minute and ask that we all pray for the person who gave birth to something so utterly terrifying.

[via TC Mag]

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goth

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ow

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piercing

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why

wtf