Tosh.0 Blog

It Practically Sells Itself

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 11, 2014 at 1:00PM

If you thought crack was an epidemic before…

[via LOL Factory]

Tags: 

crack

drugs

fix

flavored

high

product

sales

sell

shrimp

taste

I'm Glad This Is Blurry

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 11, 2014 at 12:00PM

blurrychristmas

Thanks for the offer, but I think I'm just gonna convert to Judaism instead.

[via Ghetto or Ghetto Fabulous?]

Tags: 

bathroom

blurry

christmas

classy

lights

naked

nice

selfie

Dick Move, Man

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 11, 2014 at 11:00AM

"Am I being paranoid, or does that guy's sandwich smell a lot like Larry?"

[via The Chive]

Tags: 

arrogant

beef

burger

cows

look

meal

meat

sick

taunting

torture

watch

Read My Teeth

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 11, 2014 at 10:00AM

fuckoff

It's a special message for her dentist.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

fail

fuck

fuck off

grill

grills

grillz

mouth

nice

teeth

Ooh Baby I Like It Raw

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 10, 2014 at 9:00PM

frozenpizza

Ain’t nobody got time to preheat an oven.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

food

frozen pizza

gross

high

oven

pizza

preheat

raw

wtf

Ho Ho Ho

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 10, 2014 at 8:00PM

santamouth

It’s a fun and creative way to cover up her raging case of herpes.

[via Reddit]