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So This Is Real

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 15, 2014 at 10:00AM

Put some Coca-Cola in a flask and you've got yourself a date, kid.

[via CNBC and KFC]

Small Price To Pay For Younger Skin

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 14, 2014 at 10:00PM

You ladies laugh now but as soon as Channing Tatum releases "Mike's Magic Semen Cream" on the market you'll be lining up.

[via Imgur]

Tags: 

beauty

cum

face

face care

healthy skin

semen

wrinkles

wtf

The Look Is A Dead Giveaway

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 14, 2014 at 9:00PM

Franken Berry is probably at home masturbating to this gif.

[via Ruined Childhood]

Cat Watch 2014 Starts Now

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 14, 2014 at 8:00PM

All of the FBI's Most Wanted list would be captured by morning if "great BJs" were promised.

[via Meme Whore]

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article

bj's

blowjobs

cat

missing cat

newspaper

reward

How Long Before Hipsters Are Using These?

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 14, 2014 at 6:00PM

It's astounding what technological advancements have done for women's hair.

[via Daily Garlic]

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1990s

90s

ad

big

bulky

cell phone

commercial

old

radio shack

retro

technology

Am I Doing This Right?

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 14, 2014 at 3:00PM

Most dogs mark their territory with pee, but Rufus is a goddamn professional.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

dog

marking

pets

poop

shit

territory

tree

weird

wtf

you're doing it wrong