They don't take kindly to green folk around here.
From their office to your garage.
She doesn't even know how to snorkle, she's just winging it.
Combining dating and food delivery is just plain efficient.
Even in Season Five our guests knew Donald Trump's voice should make people run.
The Victoria's Secret "Heads Above The Rest" line is weird as fuck.
[via Rad Ass]
That face you make when you realize the sand you’re drinking has a cat turd in it.
[via The Chive]
So wrong! How have they not come to the realization that “Misty Teal” is a terrible wall color?
[via Bro My God]
How can I beware of him when he intrigues me so damn much?
[via Evil Milk]
He's going to cry so hard when he drops that bird off at college one day.