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Majestic Tail

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 17, 2014 at 11:00AM

It's the rarely seen, highly elusive, ink-assed blue denim whale.

[via Barnorama]

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Oh Baby, Now You're Talking

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 17, 2014 at 10:00AM

Homophobia sold separately.

[via Buzzfeed]

Another Refill Please

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 16, 2014 at 10:00PM

And now we know how to get table service at McDonald’s.

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One Of The All-Time Greats

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 16, 2014 at 9:00PM

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No one has scored more on unassisted plays.

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And For My Next Trick…

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 16, 2014 at 8:00PM

I’m going to have a new favorite magician if he pulls white doves out of a gator’s ass.

[via Izismile]

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WWJK: Who Would Jesus Kidnap?

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 16, 2014 at 5:00PM

When there was only one set of footprints in the sand, it was then that Christ had your unconscious body slung over his shoulder.

[via Team Jimmy Joe]