I'm about to eat dat ass so good.
Hard to believe Bill would cheat on a woman with a tongue like that.
[Via TC Mag]
"Kids, what did Daddy tell you about his special swim time? Now stay inside, and if Mommy asks I was watching football all day."
[via LOL Hehehe]
A wand that turns dresses into tacos? Well that's going on my Amazon wish list!
His starship brings all the girls to the yard and they're like it's better than yours, damn right it's better than yours.