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She's Going To Have Lots Of Sex!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 21, 2014 at 4:00PM

Not with me though. I'm not into bangs.

[via FailBlog]

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condom

pile

pile of condoms

Sex

Loafer Lager

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 21, 2014 at 3:00PM

He also prefers his whisky twice-strained through an old hat.

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alcohol

bar

beer

chug

drink

drinking

loafers

pour

shoes

Love The Las Vegas Airport

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 21, 2014 at 2:00PM

"Sir your bag has been circling around the carousel for two hours."

"I DON'T GIVE A SHITTTTTTTT."

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Hahahaha Get It?!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 21, 2014 at 12:00PM

It looks like cum but really it's milk!

[via UberHumor]

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cereal

clothes

clothing

cum

eat

fail

food

semen

Sex

sexual

shirt

tshirt

win

Your Eyes Are Up Here

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 21, 2014 at 11:00AM

She used to be pissed that people stared, until she saw her reflection for the first time.

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boobs

breasts

cleavage

giant

huge

implants

ridiculous

staring

I Love Your… Sweater?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 21, 2014 at 10:00AM

Her dad's from Philly and her mom's a cartoon.

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cartoon

face

look

makeup

weird

WoW