• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    She smells like a winner.

  • #TBT

    Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.

Tosh.0 Blog

Man Up And Remember

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 19, 2016 at 12:00PM

password

Past me is a goddamn monster.

[via Uber Humor]

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From Around the Web

Formal Attire

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 19, 2016 at 11:00AM

WeddingWear

If it was good enough to wear to his father's funeral, it's good enough for your wedding.

[via Oddman]

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Need. Condoms.

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 19, 2016 at 10:00AM

hulk

You won't like Hulk when he's horny.

[via Reddit]

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Well This Is Terrifying

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 18, 2016 at 8:00PM

creepytoilet

How am I supposed to pee or poo if they’re both too scared to leave my body?

[via Imgur]

Tough Day

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 18, 2016 at 6:00PM

barkids

“Keep pouring, bartender. We started multiplication tables today.”

[via The Chive]

Everything Is Great

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 18, 2016 at 2:00PM

hotwingchallenge

Congratulations on your hot wings challenge victory. Here’s a t-shirt and a tube of anal cooling cream.

[via Radass]