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Sexually Transmitted Delivery

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 22, 2014 at 1:00PM

That's what happens when you let the wrong guy stuff your crust.

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food

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name

pizza

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But Is The Salsa Okay??

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 22, 2014 at 12:00PM

Eh, I'm stoned. I'll dip my chips in the melted plastic if I have to.

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Helmets Stink

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 22, 2014 at 10:00AM

Seems like the dog might still be pissed about that whole neutering thing.

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Maybe It's A Bit Uneven

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 21, 2014 at 9:00PM

Let’s imagine for a second that he’s sunburned under those boxers and looks like Neapolitan ice cream when he’s naked.

[via Daily Picks and Flicks]

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Sexy Bert Is Waiting

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 21, 2014 at 8:00PM

And he can be all yours as long as you agree to wear a sexy Ernie costume.

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Candid Candidate

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 21, 2014 at 6:00PM

"I am The Black Guy, and I approve this message."

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