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Not An Onion Headline

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 24, 2014 at 10:00PM

So… I guess we can expect that sex tape in the year 2030-ish?

[via Bro My God]

So Fresh, So Clean

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 24, 2014 at 9:00PM

Just had mine bleached two weeks ago but I’m not going to pass up an amazing deal.

[via Uber Humor]

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Magical Nose

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 24, 2014 at 8:00PM

If you wear it in public around children, POOF the cops will appear.

[via Joanne Casey]

Spongebike Squarepants

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 24, 2014 at 1:00PM

See? That ugly stereotype about all pedophiles driving windowless vans isn't true at all.

[via Acid Cow]

We're Expecting… For Now.

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 24, 2014 at 11:00AM

Are they saying, "It's a boy," or this some kind of horrific ransom situation?

[via Locker Dome]

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