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How Could She Ever Say No?

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 23, 2014 at 10:00PM

Pigs weren’t his first choice but the farm wouldn’t let him spray paint the llamas.

[via The Chive]

Tags: 

engagement

love

manure

marry me

pigs

romantic

she said yes

wtf

Better Than The Real Thing

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 23, 2014 at 8:00PM

Almost as fun as playing Grand Theft Auto while in a stolen car.

[via Lol He He He]

Jesus Christ!

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 23, 2014 at 5:00PM

Dude was HUNG on the cross for real.

[via Fuck Yeah Weird Porn]

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christ

cross

dick

dildo

dong

hung

jesus

penis

sacrilege

Might Need To Cancel Your Plan

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 23, 2014 at 4:00PM

I doubt he'll be able to help with your homework.

[via FailBlog]

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facetime

fail

homeless

iPhone

phone

wtf

Get Cleansed

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 23, 2014 at 3:00PM

It's bad, but I've seen worse showers at the Travelodge.

[via Lyzard]

Tags: 

bathroom

clean

cleansed

germany

hitler

nazis

shower

swastika

tile

wwii