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Jaded Wildlife

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 2, 2015 at 3:00PM

AnnoyedMonkey

"I know smashing his phone and throwing poo at him will just reinforce negative stereotypes, but… I think I'm gonna smash his phone and throw poo at him." — That monkey

[via Catsmob]

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animals

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camera

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photo

picture

selfie

tourist

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Future BDSM

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 2, 2015 at 2:00PM

FutureBDSM

He'll chase you down with his superior robot legs, then enter you with his bionic extender wang. Prepare to be pleasured.

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bdsm

bionic

cyborg

fetish

future

leather

legs

pleasure

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s&m

Sex

stilts

Put It In Your Mouth

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 2, 2015 at 12:00PM

toothpaste

I only brush my teeth on anniversaries and birthdays.

[via Echtlustig]

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bathroom

clean

dick

looks like

mouth

penis

sink

teeth

toothbrush

toothpaste

Edward Cullen On Meth

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 2, 2015 at 10:00AM

vamp

This outta dry up all of those vampire fantasies.

[via TCMag]

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bloody

deformed

dentist

fang

fangs

gross

man

rotten

tooth

vampire

weird

wtf

F*ck You, Flesh

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 1, 2015 at 8:00PM

brickswing

I won’t be impressed until you attach them to your nips, tough guy.

[via The Weird Wide Web]

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bricks

chinese

flesh

nipples

skin

wtf