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Happy Thanksgiving!

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 27, 2014 at 10:00AM

Remember, 15 minutes in the oven per pound. The last thing you want is dry, mealy baby.

The blog will be back in full swing on Monday. Gobble gobble, ya dicks!

Cheers

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 26, 2014 at 10:00PM

Bud Light actually tastes better if you add in a little bit of nub sweat.

[via Imgur]

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beer

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drinking

fake leg

jug

nub

prosthetics

Awww His First Toke

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 26, 2014 at 8:00PM

That explains the mother’s late night Taco Bell cravings.

[via Reddit]

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baby

birth

marijuana

mother

toke

ultrasound

weed

Classic Ned

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 26, 2014 at 4:00PM

Ned is the shark.

[via The Chive]

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goggles

great white

ned

nerd

NOPE

scary

selfie

shark

wtf

Mmmm

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 26, 2014 at 2:00PM

Knock knock.

Who's there?

…Not somebody who's licking your front door, that's for sure.

[via Izismile]