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Well, Hello There…

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 2, 2014 at 11:00AM

"What say you grab a jar of Skippy and come on over to my place?"

[via Catsmob]

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casual

chilling

dog

fence

lean

pimp

relaxed

smooth

This Guac's Got A Nice Crunch

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 2, 2014 at 10:00AM

I see you got some of the ingredients from my college apartment.

[via Izismile]

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chips

cockroach

dip

ew

food

gross

guac

guacamole

insect

roach

Aren’t You A Little Short For A Stormtrooper?

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 1, 2014 at 10:00PM

This Stormtrooper’s aim will not be off when he pisses in your shoes later.

[via The Clearly Dope]

Please Don't Go, Girl

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 1, 2014 at 9:00PM

Don't beg in public. Ask her to come back to you with 240 text messages and 25 voicemails in the middle of the night, like any self-respecting adult.

[via Break]

Who Wants A Hug?

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 1, 2014 at 8:00PM

Sorry, but not even blue paint and a speedo can distract me from your fiery ginger fro.

[via The Chive]

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blue

blue man

body paint

ginger

paint

red hair

smurf

speedo

wtf