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His Parking Spot Never Gets…Taken

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | January 28, 2015 at 11:00PM

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If you ask for the blue book value your arm will get snapped.

[via Acid Cow]

Dorm Room Romance

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 28, 2015 at 10:00PM

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Such a sweet way to let your roommate know that you’re planning a marathon masturbation session and to find something to do for the evening.

[via The Chive]

Best Buds

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 28, 2015 at 9:00PM

bestbuds

Sharing truck stop sushi with a friend creates a bond that will last a lifetime.

[via Izismile]

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A Life Of Glamour

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 28, 2015 at 5:00PM

Photoshoot

This is where that "modeling contract" you signed at the mall lands you.

[via Kurez]

S & M With Cheese

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 28, 2015 at 3:00PM

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Hold the onions. Extra candle wax on my back.

[via Fuck Yeah Weird Porn]

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Sex

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