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Loungewear

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 1, 2015 at 9:00PM

loungwear

Someone should develop a Storm Trooper version and sell it to the nerds that will be waiting in line for the new Star Wars film.

[via Weird Wide Web]

From Around the Web

Cheap Pedicure

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 1, 2015 at 5:00PM

ThreeToes

Sure it's a little weird but you should see how fast she can scale a sheer rock face.

[via Deviant]

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How To Roast An Eggplant

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 1, 2015 at 4:00PM

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His penis scared every female out of the frame.

[via Uber Humor]

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Will Work For Sharpie

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 1, 2015 at 3:00PM

BlankHomelessSign

He's happy to wash your windshield with his empty spray bottle, too.

[via Izismile]

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Like A Glove

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 1, 2015 at 3:00PM

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She might look reserved, but that girl is actually really handsy.

[via Echtlustig]

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