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    High Dive
    High Dive

    Wouldn't drinking some laced Kool-Aid be easier?

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Think of all the money I'd save if my dates only ate baby food.

  • #TBT

    At least these two gave Cubs fans something exciting to watch for once.

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Legit Creamer

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 24, 2016 at 6:00PM

breastmilk

Sorry, but this is only going to entice creepy Dave in accounting to drink more of it.

[via The Chive]

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From Around the Web

What Kind Of Breed Is That?

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 24, 2016 at 2:00PM

chairwalk

If she keeps the chair alive for at least a month, they’ll let her move on to a fern, and eventually a gold fish.

[via Acid Cow]

Subway After Dark

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 24, 2016 at 12:00PM

subwayafterdark

After 9pm all Fresh Value Meals come with your choice of chips, cookie, or Sandwich Artist lap dance.

[via Izismile]

Romantic Date Night

Posted by: Alex Ovadia | July 24, 2016 at 10:00AM

tubdate

His ex might be pretty, but this one's COOLER.  Eh? Ehh??

[via The Chive]

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bath

candles

cheers

cooler

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Dream Job

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 23, 2016 at 6:00PM

helpwanted

The job interview consists of counting to 10, watching an episode of the Family Feud and drinking a fifth of cheap vodka without puking.

[via Bro My God]