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He’s Cute And All…

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 29, 2015 at 10:00PM

koalacam

But if you mess up his shot by shouting “F*ck her right in the p*ssy,” he will rip out your throat with his specialized claws.

[via Cats Mob]

From Around the Web

Goooooo Team!

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 29, 2015 at 8:00PM

teampanties

I once played for “Team No Undies” until I was forced to retire due to an unfortunate zipper incident.

[via Reddit]

I'll Take One Of Each

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 29, 2015 at 6:00PM

BullTitAnus

You know what? Make it two anuses. I'm feeling adventurous.

[via Acid Cow]

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Safety First

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 29, 2015 at 5:00PM

cycling

That's right, fake it 'til ya make it, buddy.

[via Radass]

Bird Job

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 29, 2015 at 3:00PM

OstrichBucket

Turns out the old hole in the popcorn bucket trick totally works on ostriches.

[via Browsa]

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