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They're New! They're ALL New!!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 21, 2014 at 2:00PM

Except Schnitzel with Noodles. Those have a tendency to sit on the shelves for awhile.

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For The Love Of God, Don't Touch The Bike

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 21, 2014 at 1:00PM

There is no crime that this punishment fits.

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Lonely Lumberjack

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 21, 2014 at 11:00AM

He's about to get all that good wood.

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Sex

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Good Morning!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 21, 2014 at 10:00AM

If he lived in LA those kicks would be egg whites and turkey bacon.

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‘Ballistic Vomit Event’

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 20, 2014 at 10:00PM

Turns out, four Cinnabon rolls and eight mini bottles of scotch is not a good preflight breakfast.

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