For an extra $50, she'll lace it with Lyme Disease.
[via Katherine Day]
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
If any schools are looking for a sex ed teacher, we're pretty sure he's available.
This only ends one way, and that’s Ronald McDonald covered in puke.
It was probably started by some asshole Stormtrooper flicking a cigarette out of the Star Destroyer.
[via Uber Humor]
If boxed wine is good enough for a king cobra, then it’s good enough for you.
[via Cats Mob]