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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 15, 2015 at 1:00PM

SubwayMouseNews

"At least the mouse wasn't fucking any children." – Subway PR

[via NY Daily News]

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From Around the Web

News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 8, 2015 at 1:00PM

TooHighNews

Police confiscated his weed and snacks, and charged him with three counts of being a noob.

[via HuffPo Weird]

News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 1, 2015 at 1:00PM

HighwayCheeseNews

"First they take our flags, now we can't eat free highway cheese? Don't tread on me!" – – Alabama

[via WHNT]

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 24, 2015 at 1:00PM

BurritoBusCrashNews

He crashed into another bus whose driver was eating scrambled eggs, and the breakfast burrito was born.

[via HuffPo Weird]

News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 17, 2015 at 1:00PM

ButtDiamondNews

Diamonds are a girl's best friend until they rip a hole in the lining of her colon.

[via HuffPo Weird]

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 10, 2015 at 1:00PM

RobotKickNews

Look at that adorable little artificial face and tell me it isn't just begging to be kicked.

[via Newser]

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