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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 17, 2013 at 1:00PM

She's from Florida, and her name is Shardonnay. There's no way this kid WASN'T going to be born in a McDonald's bathroom.

The newborn was promptly rinsed off in the ball pit and swaddled in McMuffin wrappers.

[via UPI]

News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 10, 2013 at 1:00PM

Ladies and gentleman, the New York Boner-Shrinkers!

[via Yahoo Sports]

News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 3, 2013 at 1:00PM

Phenomenon prompts genius new MTVChina hit, "Two And Pregnant With My Parasitic Twin Brother".

[via Yahoo]

News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 26, 2013 at 1:00PM

Oompa, loompa, doompity-dope, their biggest fear now is dropping the soap.

[via Huff Po Weird]

News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 19, 2013 at 1:00PM

Listen, Florida, the solution is simple. Check the monkey's genitals first. If he's flaring up, you'll just have to wait to have sex with him.

[via NY Post]

News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 12, 2013 at 1:00PM

Looks like one too many kids caught a glimpse of Coach Ferguson's beanbag while he demonstrated how to do lunges.

[via Yahoo News]