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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 19, 2013 at 1:00PM

Listen, Florida, the solution is simple. Check the monkey's genitals first. If he's flaring up, you'll just have to wait to have sex with him.

[via NY Post]

News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 12, 2013 at 1:00PM

Looks like one too many kids caught a glimpse of Coach Ferguson's beanbag while he demonstrated how to do lunges.

[via Yahoo News]

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Posted by: TK Kelly | September 5, 2013 at 1:00PM

Which seems like a lot to fit up there, but was nothing compared to the time she stole his plasma TV.

[via Huff Post Weird]

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Posted by: TK Kelly | August 29, 2013 at 1:00PM

Don't get down on yourselves. McDonald's started slow too, now everyone ignores the shame and disease that comes with going there.

[via Sky News]

News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 22, 2013 at 1:00PM

You can bed my mom but do not FUCK with my seafood salad!

[via Death And Taxes]

News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 15, 2013 at 1:00PM

Florida woman panhandling to raise money for boob job; Next up on her agenda, squeegeeing windshields for ass implants.

[via Huff Post Weird]