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Posted by: TK Kelly | May 22, 2014 at 1:00PM

Police later elected not to press charges, citing that "The dick splinters are punishment enough."

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Posted by: TK Kelly | May 15, 2014 at 1:00PM

We'd save ourselves a lot of time and aggravation if we just sent everyone who orders pizza at Subway directly to prison.

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Posted by: TK Kelly | May 8, 2014 at 1:00PM

Well, nobody likes to drink (and drive) alone.

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Posted by: TK Kelly | May 1, 2014 at 1:00PM

Asking him to not whip out his dick and balls is like asking the sun not to shine.

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Posted by: TK Kelly | April 24, 2014 at 1:00PM

To be fair, the vagina is nature's holster.

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Posted by: TK Kelly | April 17, 2014 at 1:00PM

The part of this story I find hardest to believe is that this dude is only 34.

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