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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 7, 2013 at 1:00PM

Wait I'm confused, how can he hold the office of Mayor of Toronto when he's already the Lord Chancellor of Fucking Party Town?

[via NY Times]

News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 31, 2013 at 1:00PM

Authorities say there's no indication that the candy was meant to be given to children, but that it would have been hilarious if it had been.

[via CBS News]

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 24, 2013 at 1:00PM

"See? I TOLD you 'Our teacher's assistant masturbating on Skype' was the answer to #76!"

[via HuffPo Weird]

News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 17, 2013 at 1:00PM

She's from Florida, and her name is Shardonnay. There's no way this kid WASN'T going to be born in a McDonald's bathroom.

The newborn was promptly rinsed off in the ball pit and swaddled in McMuffin wrappers.

[via UPI]

News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 10, 2013 at 1:00PM

Ladies and gentleman, the New York Boner-Shrinkers!

[via Yahoo Sports]

News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 3, 2013 at 1:00PM

Phenomenon prompts genius new MTVChina hit, "Two And Pregnant With My Parasitic Twin Brother".

[via Yahoo]