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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 9, 2014 at 1:00PM

Shower-time anal assault is one thing, but these temperatures are just intolerable.

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Posted by: TK Kelly | December 19, 2013 at 1:00PM

Somebody had one too many thimbles of maple syrup.

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News Of The Week

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 12, 2013 at 1:00PM

A sword and/or ax attack is only like the third worst thing that happens to a fast-food employee during any given week.

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 5, 2013 at 1:00PM

If you want good moo shoo pork, you've simply got to be willing to spend on that high quality, uncut, English pig cum.

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 21, 2013 at 1:00PM

It's looking pretty bleak you guys. From what he had to tell me, the future really smells like shit.

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 14, 2013 at 1:00PM

He was detained and charged with getting a job done quickly at the DMV. Zing! But seriously, some people are just WAY into gross negligence and inefficiency.

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