• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    She smells like a winner.

  • #TBT

    Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.

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Posted by: TK Kelly | January 21, 2016 at 1:00PM

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Idiots. Everyone knows she's the daytime TV judge who legalized gay marijuana.

[via UPI]

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Posted by: TK Kelly | January 14, 2016 at 1:00PM

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Sure, it's gross, but so is choosing to dine at a Waffle House during daylight hours.

[via The Blaze]

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Posted by: TK Kelly | December 17, 2015 at 1:00PM

ChristmasPenisNews

If you're going to do it at least run a twinkling vein up the center. Don't half-ass it at the holidays.

[via HuffPo Weird]

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Posted by: TK Kelly | December 10, 2015 at 1:00PM

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I mean, technically he did rise from the grave, so…

[via HuffPo Weird]

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Posted by: TK Kelly | December 3, 2015 at 1:00PM

GhostTownNews

Two questions – Does the bar come fully stocked? And are the ghosts cool with a man parading around town naked at all times?

[via HuffPo Weird]

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Posted by: TK Kelly | November 19, 2015 at 1:00PM

PhillyZebrasNews

The rebellious zebras were eventually sent to live with their Auntie and Uncle in Bel-Air.

[via HuffPo Weird]