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Posted by: TK Kelly | December 5, 2013 at 1:00PM

If you want good moo shoo pork, you've simply got to be willing to spend on that high quality, uncut, English pig cum.

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Posted by: TK Kelly | November 21, 2013 at 1:00PM

It's looking pretty bleak you guys. From what he had to tell me, the future really smells like shit.

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Posted by: TK Kelly | November 14, 2013 at 1:00PM

He was detained and charged with getting a job done quickly at the DMV. Zing! But seriously, some people are just WAY into gross negligence and inefficiency.

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Posted by: TK Kelly | November 7, 2013 at 1:00PM

Wait I'm confused, how can he hold the office of Mayor of Toronto when he's already the Lord Chancellor of Fucking Party Town?

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Posted by: TK Kelly | October 31, 2013 at 1:00PM

Authorities say there's no indication that the candy was meant to be given to children, but that it would have been hilarious if it had been.

[via CBS News]

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Posted by: TK Kelly | October 24, 2013 at 1:00PM

"See? I TOLD you 'Our teacher's assistant masturbating on Skype' was the answer to #76!"

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