• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

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Posted by: TK Kelly | March 3, 2016 at 1:00PM

TrumpManureNews

Combating bullshit with bullshit is so meta.

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Posted by: TK Kelly | February 25, 2016 at 1:00PM

BatcaveBedroomNews

I assume the promise he made his wife was for a quick and painless divorce?

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 18, 2016 at 1:00PM

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Like you've never woken up to a strange, hulking penis on your leg…

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 11, 2016 at 1:00PM

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In the Chinese zodiac, the monkey symbolizes versatility, intelligence, and slipping in the back door.

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 4, 2016 at 1:00PM

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If you ask me, the whole Zopittybop-bop-bop family is nothing but trouble.

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 28, 2016 at 1:00PM

MagicMushroomCoyotesNews

The worst is when they come down, claim to have met God and become Born Again Coyotes.

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