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Posted by: TK Kelly | March 26, 2015 at 1:00PM

PoopSmearNews

If only she were around to shove shit in the faces of everyone who fails to pick up after their dog. The world would be a better place.

[via HuffPo Weird]

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Posted by: TK Kelly | March 19, 2015 at 1:00PM

SmellyPooFlight

If your dumps can't ground a commercial aircraft, step your shit up.

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Posted by: TK Kelly | March 12, 2015 at 1:00PM

ShoeStoreRobberNews

I think the guy who's still a clerk at Stride Rite 15 years later looks worse here.

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 5, 2015 at 1:00PM

FajitaBurnNews

Suddenly I can't stick my face in a sizzling meat pile and be compensated? This is not the America I grew up in.

[via Yahoo News]

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 26, 2015 at 1:00PM

FloatingStripClubNews

How they didn't call this place 'Whore Island' I will never know.

[via Newser]

News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 19, 2015 at 1:00PM

His funeral has a higher Rotten Tomatoes score than the Ryan Reynolds’ version.

[via HuffPo Weird]