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Posted by: TK Kelly | April 10, 2014 at 1:00PM

Still not as bad as what his sister, Shi Ting, got arrested for.

[via The Independent]

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Posted by: TK Kelly | April 3, 2014 at 1:00PM

Nice mugshot though. She just stole my heart and shoved it up her vagina.

[via HuffPo Weird]

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Posted by: TK Kelly | March 27, 2014 at 1:00PM

Neither steel bars, nor clothing, nor liver failure pose any obstacle to the unstoppable force that is love.

[via HuffPo Weird]

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Posted by: TK Kelly | March 20, 2014 at 1:00PM

Sounds like she unleashed the McFury.

[via WFTV]

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Posted by: TK Kelly | March 13, 2014 at 1:00PM

This sultry little mugshot has spawned an infinite supply of "I'd let her bite off a substantial portion of my _____" jokes.

[via Daily News]

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Posted by: TK Kelly | March 6, 2014 at 1:00PM

Symptoms include itchy, red semicolons and a burning sensation when you control alt delete.

[via Time]

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