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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 20, 2014 at 1:00PM

Sounds like she unleashed the McFury.

[via WFTV]

News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 13, 2014 at 1:00PM

This sultry little mugshot has spawned an infinite supply of "I'd let her bite off a substantial portion of my _____" jokes.

[via Daily News]

News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 6, 2014 at 1:00PM

Symptoms include itchy, red semicolons and a burning sensation when you control alt delete.

[via Time]

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 27, 2014 at 1:00PM

"Yes, I would like 5 billion jalapeno poppers, with extra ranch and a diet coke."

[via HuffPo Weird]

News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 20, 2014 at 1:00PM

"Yeah it's been pretty terrible, man. Worst week since that cross-breeze in the evidence locker kept blowing cocaine up our noses." – Chief of Police

[via HuffPo Weird]

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Sexy News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 14, 2014 at 5:00PM

What's the world coming to when you can't send your neighbors a harmless nude-dude telegram?

[via Gawker]