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Posted by: TK Kelly | March 5, 2015 at 1:00PM

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Suddenly I can't stick my face in a sizzling meat pile and be compensated? This is not the America I grew up in.

[via Yahoo News]

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Posted by: TK Kelly | February 26, 2015 at 1:00PM

FloatingStripClubNews

How they didn't call this place 'Whore Island' I will never know.

[via Newser]

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Posted by: TK Kelly | February 19, 2015 at 1:00PM

His funeral has a higher Rotten Tomatoes score than the Ryan Reynolds’ version.

[via HuffPo Weird]

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Posted by: TK Kelly | February 12, 2015 at 1:00PM

One witness, an old banana peel, was quoted as saying, "It's people like this that give 'trash' a bad name."

[via HuffPo Weird]

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Posted by: TK Kelly | February 5, 2015 at 1:00PM

ChickenBeesNews

No time for jokes. I'm headed to Palm Springs to get in on that free, honey glazed street-chicken.

[via HuffPo Weird]

News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 29, 2015 at 1:00PM

How there isn't just a standing warrant out for his arrest at all times is mind-boggling.

[via HuffPo Weird]