• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

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For me, every trip to the bathroom is a battle with a giant snake… hiyoooo!

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"Two questions – How long have I been out? And is the Beefy Crunch Burrito still on the menu?!"

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She'll be accepting tips in the form of hard candies.

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If your wall's a-bangin', the neighbor's getting a-wangin'.

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Good luck convincing your girl those red bumps are from a spider bite.

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