Tosh.0 Blog

News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 30, 2015 at 1:00PM

BushSexNews

The man is 81. If he can still have sex with anything we should probably just leave him to it.

[via HuffPo Weird]

From Around the Web

News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 16, 2015 at 1:00PM

OldSpermNews

It's the world's oldest for now. They still haven't swabbed your mom…

[via HuffPo Weird]

Tags: 

fossil

frozen

news

news of the week

old

oldest

sperm

worm

News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 9, 2015 at 1:00PM

BalloonNews

It was the logical move after Disney Pixar killed off his wife.

[via HuffPo Weird]

News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 2, 2015 at 1:00PM

FreeWeedNews

No time for jokes, I'm moving to Portland!

[via HuffPo Weird]

News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 25, 2015 at 1:00PM

BearBiteNews

"I'm just glad I realized it wasn't the neighbor's dog before I grabbed the peanut butter."

[via HuffPo Weird]

Tags: 

ankle

aspen

bear

bite

dog

nap

news

news of the week

nibble

sleep