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Posted by: TK Kelly | August 14, 2014 at 1:00PM

When questioned about the incident, the cemetery groundskeeper said, "There¬†was a drunk, unemployed moron who ran around here pretending to be a ghost, but he died 25 years ago…"

[via HuffPo Weird]

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Posted by: TK Kelly | August 7, 2014 at 1:00PM

She was arrested and charged with cranking her life to fucking 11.

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Posted by: TK Kelly | July 24, 2014 at 1:00PM

Super models' clothes vaporize when Derek Jeter walks by them. Free lap dances from Queens local strippers may not be all that enticing.

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Posted by: TK Kelly | July 10, 2014 at 1:00PM

I smell a new ad campaign. Keystone Light: We'll Get Ya' Horse Stealin' Drunk!

[via Metro]

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Posted by: TK Kelly | July 3, 2014 at 1:00PM

I can't judge. I once tried to take out a cockroach with an AK-47.

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