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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 11, 2014 at 1:00PM

This is ridiculous. You stab a man in the heart if he touches your meatballs.

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 4, 2014 at 1:00PM

Their fine product guarantees you'll think the Holy Spirit is living under your skin!

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 28, 2014 at 1:00PM

I get it. I once blew up my ex's car so she couldn't "swing by" my fantasy draft.

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 21, 2014 at 1:00PM

Don't burst into a stranger's home if you're not prepared to be licked and/or kicked in the face.

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 14, 2014 at 1:00PM

When questioned about the incident, the cemetery groundskeeper said, "There was a drunk, unemployed moron who ran around here pretending to be a ghost, but he died 25 years ago…"

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