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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 28, 2016 at 1:00PM

PizzaRollNews

I get it. I once brandished a battle axe when my sister refused to l'eggo my Eggo.

[via The Smoking Gun]

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 21, 2016 at 1:00PM

BaconBeatingNews

Cute story, but the hashtag's nothing new, I've been beating off with bacon for years. I call it the "dirty hors d'oeuvre."

[via HuffPo Weird]

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 14, 2016 at 1:00PM

PrayerDriveNews

Nothing brings you closer to God than plowing through a load-bearing wall.

[via Smoking Gun]

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 7, 2016 at 5:00PM

PizzaRollNews

Seems like an unnecessary arrest until you remember they were basically throwing balls of hot lava at each other.

[via ABC]

News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 30, 2016 at 1:00PM

SyphilisComebackNews

Way to stick with it, syphilis! I knew you had one more good run in you.

[via Uproxx]