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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 3, 2016 at 1:00PM

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When they give you the choice of lump sum, monthly payments, or meat, always go meat.

[via HuffPo Weird]

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 27, 2016 at 1:00PM

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If those things go zero G on a loop everyone could be killed.

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 20, 2016 at 1:00PM

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Check back in next week for another installment of 'World's Most Canadian Crimes…'

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 13, 2016 at 1:00PM

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A story so Florida even Florida can't believe it.

[via Daily News]

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 6, 2016 at 1:00PM

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That's why they call it "nature's wallet."

[via Local10]