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Posted by: TK Kelly | August 25, 2016 at 1:00PM

ParkourDateNews

No word yet on whether he got those digits after his broken body was unwedged.

[via HuffPo Weird]

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Posted by: TK Kelly | August 18, 2016 at 1:00PM

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Tequila: It'll get you sack rippin' drunk!

[via Bro Bible]

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 11, 2016 at 1:00PM

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I can't judge, when I was 19 I had a taste for human flesh and a great rack too…

[via Smoking Gun]

News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 4, 2016 at 1:00PM

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Cops became suspicious when they noticed his penis kept grinding its teeth.

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Posted by: TK Kelly | July 28, 2016 at 1:00PM

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I get it. I once brandished a battle axe when my sister refused to l'eggo my Eggo.

[via The Smoking Gun]