Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This hot Argentinian chef is totally naked teaching you how to cook. I don't know what she's saying, but just imagine it's that she wants you right now, on the butcher block.
- Make an alcoholic Shamrock Shake. Because the only thing better than a milkshake is a milkshake that makes you feel like partying.
- Here are 15 tips for making cleaning easier. On the off chance any of you aren't living with your mothers.
- Senior citizens play drinking games against college seniors. An old man hasn't brought me this much joy since freshman year of college (Hi Professor Higgins).
- A lot of people want to watch leprechauns have sex. Not sure why we needed a study to tell us this. Duh.
- These preppy people attempted to fight on St. Patrick's Day weekend. Spoiler: they mostly just hop around and trip over each other.
- Azealia Banks was in Playboy. In the interview, she stereotyped all of middle America as people she assumes stereotype her.
- New Windows will let you sign in with your eyes and face. I'm predicting a lot of stolen heads in the future.
- It's Tug It Off Tuesday. These girls are getting a little more comfortable.