Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- THIS ARMADILLO, who is the best.
- Weed flavored condoms. If they don't get you high, I'm out.
- Are we going to be killed by an asteroid? Space is scary.
- The noise in a woman's ear was actually the sound of maggots eating her brain and ohmyfuckinggod no.
- NBC snuck a secret Starbucks into Sochi. USA! USA!
- Kate Upton in zero gravity. Ain't my cup of tea, but might be yours.
- Hot babysitters from movies. What else are we going to make lists about?!
- Hot girls tugging on their clothes for attention. The truth hurts.
- 12 tying knots GIFs so you morons can LEARN A THING OR TWO.
- And old footage of Chris Farley at Second City, which is magical.
[video via Huffington Post]