Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Porn stars name all the Presidents. Happy President's Day, ya pervs.
- Snorting this makes you horny. No, it's not cocaine. But that works too.
- This baby is ready to hit the town. If you aren't using the makeup app on your baby, you're an unfit parent.
- The Oscar Mayer Weinermobile crashed in Pennsylvania. It was a grisly scene. Real mustard-bath.
- This weather reporter loves thundersnow more than you have ever loved anything in your meaningless, unfulfilling life.
- It's Monday, enjoy some heaping piles of cleavage.
- Dad and daughter square off. She's kind of hard to understand, but I think she just called him a "little bitch."
- Presidents who partied hard. It's time we properly salute our past Commanders in Awesome.