Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- When the NFL accuses you of something you didn't do. Brady's Deflategate denial wasn't nearly this convincing.
- Selfies are now more deadly than sharks. Your stupidity will not go unpunished.
- Let's remember summer with a Victoria's Secret water gun fight. Fuck off, fall.
- Tinder for food is coming. Hmmm, what kind of food do I want to have sex with tonight?
- Dustin Hoffman would rather not be seen. It's like photographing the elusive wolverine in the wild.
- American vs. European sex preferences. When we bang in the shower, we actually turn it on. BURN!
- It's Hump Day, and here come the butts.