Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- See how a hamster hoards food. I hear many midwesterners have adopted the same technique.
- Honest Oscar posters. How Gone Girl wasn't called So I Also Married An Axe Murderer is beyond me.
- Finally, the Icelandic smoked whale testicle beer we've all been waiting for.
- Porn star Mia Khalifa thinks Braxton Miller should transfer to Florida State. If my student advisor looked like her, I'd have gone where I was told.
- NCAA restoring Joe Paterno's wins at Penn State. The wins in question will have an asterisk that signifies the *Questionable Shower Antics Era.
- Lingerie Friday. This is way better than just being able to wear jeans to work.
- States with most teacher-student sex scandals. Where does your home state fall on the "making young men's dreams come true" scale?
- Woman leaves Wall St. behind for career in porn. At the end of the day, finance just felt too dirty.