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We Have Liftoff

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 1, 2015 at 8:00PM

He got to know what Superman felt like for two seconds…and what Professor X felt like for two months.

[via The Chive]

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From Around the Web

No Look Vasectomy

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 1, 2015 at 6:00PM

Soccer players, like horses, can be very dangerous when approached from behind.

[via Catsmob]

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Marketing Opportunity

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 31, 2015 at 8:00PM

“Come on down to Smith’s Grocery, were people are literally shitting themselves at the sight of our low prices.”

[via Lol He He He]

Nice Header

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 31, 2015 at 6:00PM

First lesson of Snoopy Soccer, kid; always keep your head on a swivel.

[via Good Meme]

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Ice Cold Casualty

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 31, 2015 at 1:00PM

More people would watch figure skating if each run ended with a brutal finishing move.

[via Daily Garlic]

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