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The Great Escape

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 28, 2015 at 8:00PM

For anyone interested in knowing what this feels like just ask for lap dance from Delicious down at the Foxy Lady.

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It's Cool, I'm Cool…

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 28, 2015 at 1:00PM

Well, your career is over. Now it's back to just being the girl who can reach stuff on high shelves.

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Futbol Furioso

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 27, 2015 at 5:00PM

Now might not have been the best time to tell him you're banging his ex.

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Ohana Means "Help Me"

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 27, 2015 at 11:00AM

Count your blessings if you've walked in on your husband and he was only masturbating.

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Crack It Open

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 26, 2015 at 10:00PM

Aww you’re offering me the first drink? You shouldn’t have.

This is the proper closure you need after viewing this post over the weekend. 

[via Reddit]