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Keep Her Away From Open Flames

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 23, 2015 at 6:00PM

That’s how I pay for my check at restaurants if I’ve received bad service.

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From Around the Web

Hitching A Ride

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 23, 2015 at 4:00PM

There are very few situations in which I would recommend driving off a bridge or a cliff. This would be one of those situations.

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Quick Question

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 23, 2015 at 2:00PM

What’s more horrifying; baby brother puking in your face or realizing that you just ingested some of your mom’s breast milk?

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Somebody’s Getting Pregnant

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 23, 2015 at 12:00PM

Pro Tip: Be sure to wear protective eyewear when attending an ant orgy.

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Great Job, Buddy

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 22, 2015 at 1:00PM

Maybe wait until his butthole's closed before offering congratulations.

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