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Excuse Me, Pardon Me

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 27, 2014 at 10:00PM

A beautiful homage to the Dallas Cowboy’s defense last season.

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Nubs Out Of Nowhere

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 27, 2014 at 6:00PM

Trying to think of a more humbling experience than getting punched out by a nub.

I got nothing.

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Belly Dancing

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 26, 2014 at 4:00PM

Gurrrrrl that’s 12-inches of a steak and cheese hoagie you’re grinding on.

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belly

grinding

lap dance

stomach

wtf

Never Half-Ass It

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 26, 2014 at 10:00AM

Maybe she thought she saw poop floating in the pool.

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dangerous

dive

fail

half-assed

ouch

pool

summer

In The Spotlight

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 25, 2014 at 1:00PM

These days you can't even shit behind the neighbor's house in private. Thanks a lot, Obama.

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