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Eyes Wide Shut

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 27, 2015 at 5:00PM

"I hate to be a pain, Mr. Whiskers, but if you're here for the orgy you'll need a mask."

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From Around the Web

Michelangelouch

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 25, 2015 at 11:00AM

Looks like someone lied in the "Special Skills" section of her modeling resumé.

[via Catsmob]

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Instant Booty

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 24, 2015 at 10:00PM

The impression he’s about to make is totally worth cleaning sand out of his ass for the next three days.

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Balls To The Face

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 24, 2015 at 6:00PM

Even more impressive than the karate is how he convinced that dude to stand there and take it.

[via Izismile]

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All-Natural Protein Shake

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 24, 2015 at 11:00AM

You should see her mix a gallon of paint. It is mesmerizing.

[via Izismile]

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