I kind of like a hot dog that makes you work a little.
Never a bad idea to take a peek in the underwear drawer of the person you’re about to hook up with.
This is the most interesting five seconds of football I've ever seen.
[via Bro My God]
If I found five people that looked just like me, I'd do the exact same thing.
Like a married 30-year-old trying to leave a bar full of drunk college girls.
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