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Guy Can’t Catch A Break

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 1, 2014 at 9:00PM

If he was initially speeding because he had to poop he may have just relieved himself.

[via Uber Humor]

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Ah, Tinder

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 1, 2014 at 2:00PM

Laugh now, but truth is she'd have a lot more fun with a finger than your lame ass.

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Oldest Trick In The Book

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 30, 2014 at 2:00PM

See kids? College is super fun.

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Smooth Operator

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 28, 2014 at 6:00PM

It's true, ladies. Every man has a running inner-monologue that tells him if he does something cool like casually jump over a wall, you'll totally sex his ween.

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Sexy?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 28, 2014 at 10:00AM

I've always wanted a blow job from a snake.

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