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Orchestral Climax

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 20, 2014 at 9:00PM

That moment when you time up your orgasm with the money shot on the porn you’re watching.

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Life Is Exhausting

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 20, 2014 at 12:00PM

I imagine this is how tired Ryan Seacrest is at all times.

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baby

bored

eat

food

lazy

sleep

sleepy

zero fucks

I Said Step Off, Bro!

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 18, 2014 at 5:00PM

This ram trains hard. You should see him do burpees.

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fight

headbutt

heavy bag

horns

mad

punching bag

ram

sheep

training

Nipped The Tip

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 18, 2014 at 11:00AM

A gold medal is totally worth a severely lacerated penis. Right? Anybody?

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bat

crotch

dick

events

hit

olympics

ouch

penis

pole

pole vault

tip

track and field

Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 17, 2014 at 10:00PM

This is for all my fellow pro wrestling nerds out there. All I hear in my head after the crash is Stone Cold Steve Austin’s theme music.

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