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Damn Allergies

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 26, 2015 at 10:00PM

When you walk into a room and your mom is giving your dad a BJ.

[via Lol He He He]

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eyes

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From Around the Web

Always Be Ready

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 26, 2015 at 4:00PM

If this exercise ball was a home intruder, you would be DEAD right now. Think about it.

[via Echtlustig]

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ball

drink

drinking

exercise ball

face

fall

fall over

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hit

hit in face

knock down

spill

Just Like He Planned It

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 26, 2015 at 11:00AM

If you weren't so damn smooth this might have gotten on the show. Now you're just stuck with the blog and zero hospital bills. WAY TO GO.

[via Catsmob]

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accident

crash

fail

fall

play it off

safe

skateboard

skating

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Mating Season

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 23, 2015 at 1:00PM

Your species is on the brink of extinction and you're stepping out on Ling-Ling? For shame, sir.

[via Fuck Yeah Weird Porn]

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bear

bestiality

costume

endangered

fetish

furry

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panda

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Sex

species

So… Selfie Stick Karaoke Exists

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 21, 2015 at 12:00PM

A man just waking up from a 20-year coma has to be really disappointed in the future.

[via The Chive]

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bar

karaoke

lonely

sad

selfie

selfie stick

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