Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
Here is my favorite video again. Since no one has suggested any videos, I've decided to do a contest, the best suggestion will win ONE OF DANIEL'S DOGS.
I'm totally kidding, you just get love and recognition from me. No dog. But leave your fucking suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments anyways.