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A Wax Statue Of Nicolas Cage Standing Next To A Wax Statue Of Nicolas Cage

Posted by: Carly Hallam | January 31, 2012 at 3:00PM

Wait, which one is the overactor?

[via BWE]

Celebrate Black History Month

Posted by: Carly Hallam | January 30, 2012 at 3:00PM

Celebrate Black History Month with these artists who either look, sound, or are black!

"Well in my defense he does sing about doing nothing all day." -Racist guy who made this ad

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BREAKING: Mark Wahlberg Would Have Stopped 9/11

Posted by: Carly Hallam | January 18, 2012 at 5:00PM

Mark Wahlberg did an interview recently with Men’s Fitness and fuck, you guys, this dude is a hero.

On being scheduled to be on one of the planes that crashed into the World Trade Center on 9/11:

“If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn’t have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, ‘OK, we’re going to land somewhere safely, don’t worry.’”

"And then me saying 'Who wants a Wahlburger?!?'" Oh no, wait. That's not part of the quote. I actually believe Mark though. Because did you see his hair in The Lovely Bones? Only a fucking badass can pull off that cut.

Never forget Funky Bunch.

[via Videogum]

Rob Lowe Just Announced Peyton Manning's Retirement on Twitter Because Who Else Would You Expect to Hear It From Really?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 18, 2012 at 4:00PM

The rumor's so big that "Peyton Manning" is now a trending topic.

Rob, if you're going to spread unsubstantiated rumors, why not say Eli Manning is retiring?

Maybe then I could get some movement on that damn Giants-49ers line.  I've been waiting for it to get up to +3 since it opened.  I got debts, dude.  Mad debts.

Britney Spears' Son Preston Showing Off His Dance Skills

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 16, 2012 at 12:00PM

Poor kid.  Looks like he inherited his father's talent.

And he's playing video games in the middle of the day.  Looks like he inherited his father's work ethic too.

[via Viral Viral Videos]

Gary Busey Sells Cars Now Because Of Course He Does

Posted by: Carly Hallam | January 9, 2012 at 10:00AM

Utah! Get me two (cars).

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