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The Year's Most Popular Blog Post!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 27, 2013 at 6:00PM

Well, well, well. Out of all the penis-shaped objects, misspelled signs, and perplexing oddities we've featured on the Tosh blog, Look Wal-Mart, No Tan Lines is this year's most popular post. Where are her pants? Who's to say.

We hope you enjoyed the 2013 Blog Awards! It sure was fun to work over the holidays.

See you next year!! …Don't you hate it when people say that? So dumb. I'll see you in like, 4 days.

The Year's Greatest Selfie

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 27, 2013 at 4:00PM

This clever little play on the classic bathroom mirror selfie offers further proof that grandpa was indeed part of the greatest generation.

Never mind the fact that he's a decorated veteran of two foreign wars, winning 2013's Greatest Selfie award is surely his finest accomplishment to date. He set out to put you young, Instagram whippersnappers in your place by mocking you with a rotary phone selfie, and not only did he accomplish that, but he also got you spoiled roustabouts to vote for him in this contest. It's the ultimate old man victory!

Thanks to everyone who voted and we'll see you in 2014…

The Year's Worst Product

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 27, 2013 at 2:00PM

Of all the weird shit on the shelves out there, this was the weirdest. Also, probably the shittiest too.

And so the winner of 2013's Worst Product, with more than a third of the entire vote, is this terrifying tissue box cover that closely resembles the face of a blow-up doll, but features the likeness of a scared baby. Good stuff, world.

Thanks to everyone who voted and we'll see you in 2014!

The Year's Most Popular Video

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 27, 2013 at 12:00PM

This Entire Video Is Enjoyable

There's nothing quite as magical and wondrous as the imagination of a child. Or, in this case, the imagination of a teenager completely whacked out on drugs after a visit to the dentist. Of all the blog videos we posted in 2013, this one was the runaway favorite, because who doesn't love seeing a 16-year-old reduced to the form of a toddler by the awesome power of wisdom tooth narcotics?

If you haven't seen it yet, you are missing out. Yes, it's almost 16 minutes long, but it's worth every single second. Check out the original post here, and come back in 2014 for another fantastic year of exploiting doped up minors!

The Year's Most Awesome Tattoo!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 27, 2013 at 10:00AM

If there is one thing I have time for, it's this.

The winner of the year's most awesome tattoo, by a very small margin, goes to whoever the hell had Ain't Nobody Got Time For That permanently inked onto their skin. Like seriously, this person rules.

It was a close race, but I suppose Spider Faces and Dick Scorpions weren't enough for you guys. You went for real quality. How classy! Now go into the kitchen and get me a cold pop.