• Caption Challenge

    We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.

  • #TBT

    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

Tosh.0 Blog

The Year's Most Popular Post!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 30, 2014 at 6:00PM


Here we are, lookin' at the top dog.

I'm happy to say the year's most popular blog post is just plain silly, which is the exact humor I enjoy the most. We crunched the numbers and the winner is Just Play It Off. I'm sure this girl is thrilled about it. But hey, at least she's a smoke show.

We want to thank you for always keeping up with our blog, whether it's in class or on the toilet. We love making you laugh, and we love it even more when you shit on us in the comments section. It's a beautiful relationship.

From Around the Web

The Most Popular Tosh.0 Video!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 30, 2014 at 4:00PM


Well this little gem won by a long shot.

Not only was Sport Science.0 the clear winner of the year's most popular Tosh.0 video, but within two days it jumped to the second most viewed Tosh video of all time. Basically don't steal from Daniel, or he will have 2.3 million people watch as he kicks you in the nuts.

The runner up was Kiffin's Krimson Korner, which just goes to show that you guys love sports more than puke. Wow, you've really matured! Exciting.

The Year's Most Intense Commenter!

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 30, 2014 at 2:00PM



And the award for the Year's Most Intense Commenter in 2014, the Chinese calendar's year of the dragon taint, goes to none other than Mr. Chase Robert. Not only is he a Top Commenter, but his name is a call to action to run down all Roberts, and that's pretty cool.

So congrats Chase, as a reward for your hard work and dedication, we're devoting this entire post to you. Beware though, they say if you comment on a post that's all about what a stellar commenter you are, you could cease to exist. But I say fuck it, give it a shot!

And we'd like to extend a huge thanks to all of our dedicated commenters. Because without you, who would tell us to kill ourselves several times a week? Thanks for another great year!

The Year's Best Tattoo!

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 30, 2014 at 12:00PM



Let's be honest, we all saw this one coming…

We counted up the votes, and the award for year's best tattoo goes to Shadow Work! This bulbous leg-wiener absolutely bludgeoned the competition on it's way to a most veiny victory, and that means you guys are exactly who we thought you were.

Stay golden, Tosh fans. Don't ever change.






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The Selfie Of The Year!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 30, 2014 at 10:00AM



A special moment, captured in time.

You voted, and the year's best selfie goes to Bathroom Sex. What an angle! He saw an opportunity and went for it, and now the Tosh Blog is rewarding him for it. It's the American dream.

So next time you hear the moans of someone faking an orgasm in a public restroom, grab your camera!* You could be Tosh blog famous.

*Something tells me legally I have to write that you should not, ever, grab your camera in a public bathroom. I think there are laws against it? Who knows.