Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
"You're gonna eat those? I've heard Wu Tang Clams ain't nuthing ta fuck wit."
[via The High Definite]
Problem is, while he was making this cute costume, a real man was banging his girlfriend.
And then after that we'll bone.
Look, despite getting over 2 million views, I didn't post Krispy Kreme's first video, "The Baddest." His flow was weak and the beat was wack.
But wow, what a difference 24 days makes! His rhymes are dope and the track is bangin'.
Most importantly, he figured out the key to making a great music video: sit-ups.
Is it hot in here or is it just almost June?
[via The Daily What]