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    Goth Grub

    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

  • #TBT

    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

Tosh.0 Blog

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 31, 2013 at 6:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

WYSbestshower

Even better than the one where you washed your balls for fifteen minutes straight and then fucked an empty bottle of Pert Plus?

From Around the Web

The Royal Marines Dance To 'Call On Me' For No Discernible Reason

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 31, 2013 at 5:00PM

Oh great, I just deployed a bunch of Royal Seamen onto my keyboard.

[via Video Fantastica]thumbmarines

10 Animals Who Are Cooler Than You

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 31, 2013 at 3:00PM

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Like it or not, summer's here, folks. In order to help you beat the heat, we at the Tosh blog have decided to compile 10 cool pics of the raddest, baddest, chillest animals ever to be seen on the internet. So grab yourself an ice-cold can of pop, press it against your sweaty genitals, and enjoy!

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Click below for more "hot pix" of "kool animalz."

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When You Eat Too Much Or Live In Turkey

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 31, 2013 at 1:00PM

If this video doesn't create world peace, I don't know what will.

[via LiveLeak]thumbarmfart

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Guys, Memorial Day Was Monday

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 31, 2013 at 11:00AM

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"I was born a grillmaster, and I intend to die a grillmaster."

[via Izismile]

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What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 30, 2013 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

WYSwhatistosh0

If you must know, Tosh.0 is a top secret government project involving bananas, Sprite, and puke. Lots and lots of puke.