Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
Oh great, I just deployed a bunch of Royal Seamen onto my keyboard.
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Like it or not, summer's here, folks. In order to help you beat the heat, we at the Tosh blog have decided to compile 10 cool pics of the raddest, baddest, chillest animals ever to be seen on the internet. So grab yourself an ice-cold can of pop, press it against your sweaty genitals, and enjoy!
Click below for more "hot pix" of "kool animalz."
If this video doesn't create world peace, I don't know what will.
"I was born a grillmaster, and I intend to die a grillmaster."