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He’s Cute And All…

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 29, 2015 at 10:00PM

koalacam

But if you mess up his shot by shouting “F*ck her right in the p*ssy,” he will rip out your throat with his specialized claws.

[via Cats Mob]

From Around the Web

Train Always Wins

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 29, 2015 at 9:00PM

When you’re about to end it all then suddenly realize there’s a new Star Wars filming coming out in December.

[via The Daily Touch]

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rail road

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Goooooo Team!

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 29, 2015 at 8:00PM

teampanties

I once played for “Team No Undies” until I was forced to retire due to an unfortunate zipper incident.

[via Reddit]

So Much For Safety Nets

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 28, 2015 at 10:00PM

If you reversed this it would look like some kind of spectacular birthing.

[via Distinguished Baloney]

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birthing

broke

fail

fall

ouch

rip

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Working On His Novel?

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 28, 2015 at 8:00PM

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Your wife can literally see that you’re cheating on her from a mile away.

[via The Chive]