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Dayumm Look At That… Arm

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 27, 2015 at 10:00PM

buttcrease

Thanks, now I’m looking at my elbow crease with lustful eyes.

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From Around the Web

Vagina On Wheels

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 27, 2015 at 9:00PM

vaginaonwheels

“That looks like something a kid has to pull a flag out of in Family Double Dare.” – TK Kelly

[via The Weird Wide Web]

If You Say So, Apple Watch

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 27, 2015 at 8:00PM

applewatchdump

The app that detects bowel movements must be coming in a future update.

[via Izismile]

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What More Do You Need?

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 26, 2015 at 9:00PM

karategunstanning

Fun Fact: Karate, Guns and Tanning was the original title for The Expendables.

[via Reddit]

Claim Your Slice

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 26, 2015 at 8:00PM

catpizza

“Oh there’s pineapple on this pizza? Never mind.” *Cat walks away*

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