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This Seems Like A Bad Idea

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 23, 2014 at 10:00PM

Oh AND she’s texting.

[via The Chive]

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bad idea

blind

car

caution

dangerous

decal

driving

lady

texting

traffic

How To: Hands Free Selfie

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 23, 2014 at 9:00PM

Just keep clenching until you get that perfect shot.

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ass

bathroom

butt

clench

hands free

naked

phone

selfie

To All The Haters Out There

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 23, 2014 at 8:00PM

Don’t try holding him back from the following:

1. Firing up the laptop and reclining his seat during takeoff.

2. Going to the bathroom while the seatbelt light is still illuminated.

3. Watching an episode of Law & Order SVU without headphones.

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airline

airplane

fashion

funny hat

hat

haters

passenger

wtf

How About A Manicure Instead?

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 22, 2014 at 10:00PM

I’m sorry but I don’t want my mom bragging to her friends that her son gave her a facial for Mother’s Day.

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advertising

facial

hair salon

mom

mothers day

sign

son

spa

Armed And Dangerous

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 22, 2014 at 9:00PM

As a safety precaution, if he keeps rolling up his sleeves, please notify an air marshal.

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air marshal

airplane

arms

ban

guns

muscles

obama

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