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Take My Money

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 23, 2014 at 10:00PM

I'm going to have an amazing face tan after sitting in this all summer at my apartment complex pool.

[via Uber Humor]

Full Dad Speed Ahead

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 23, 2014 at 9:00PM

"Oh yeah … I broke a record in the 100 meter dash while wearing blue jeans in order to save your life." – How this dad will end every future argument with his daughter.

[via Imgur]

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It's Beef Jerky You Pervs

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 23, 2014 at 8:00PM

The "Great Northern Jerk-Off" you guys are thinking about happens the last weekend in April at a rest stop just off I-90 near Buffalo. You do get a similar t-shirt for participating, though.

[via Reddit]

A Nice Peaceful Getaway

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 22, 2014 at 9:00PM

The one place you won't get strange looks for having a morning cup of coffee on the front porch while sporting a fully erect penis.

[via Break]

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Sorry He Had Other Things Going On

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 22, 2014 at 8:00PM

Guys, quit letting Jesus take the wheel. He has zero training in driving an automobile.

[via The Chive]

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