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How About A Manicure Instead?

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 22, 2014 at 10:00PM

I’m sorry but I don’t want my mom bragging to her friends that her son gave her a facial for Mother’s Day.

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Armed And Dangerous

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 22, 2014 at 9:00PM

As a safety precaution, if he keeps rolling up his sleeves, please notify an air marshal.

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Sorry We're Late To The Party

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 22, 2014 at 8:00PM

There should be someone dressed as Roger Goodell at every Halloween party this year to throw out anyone who enters as Ray Rice.

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Maybe It's A Bit Uneven

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 21, 2014 at 9:00PM

Let’s imagine for a second that he’s sunburned under those boxers and looks like Neapolitan ice cream when he’s naked.

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Sexy Bert Is Waiting

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 21, 2014 at 8:00PM

And he can be all yours as long as you agree to wear a sexy Ernie costume.

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