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Crack It Open

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 26, 2015 at 10:00PM

Aww you’re offering me the first drink? You shouldn’t have.

This is the proper closure you need after viewing this post over the weekend. 

[via Reddit]

Who Ordered The Lemonade?

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 26, 2015 at 9:00PM

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The service at Submissive Larry’s Bar and Grill was top notch and the Bondage Burger is to die for.

[via The Chive]

Gotta Catch My Ride

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 26, 2015 at 8:00PM

Public transportation is a bit dicey right now in the Northeastern United States.

[via Lol He He He]

You Tried, Movers

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 25, 2015 at 10:00PM

“Oh no, honey. I’m so angry. Now we have to go out and buy a new flat screen TV.” – An overly sarcastic husband to his wife.

[via Bits and Pieces]

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Uhhh No

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 25, 2015 at 8:00PM

paintednails

But thanks for the brilliant idea!

[via Reddit]