This is one of those ideas that seems hilarious until 5 minutes in, then it's just super creepy and sad.
[via Daily Garlic]
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
I know it's driven you to some pretty poor decisions, but a hammer to the dick is not the answer!
There was a time when Lenny would stab a baby for a taste of that sweet orange dust… that time was yesterday.