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Dick Move, Ya Cock

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 31, 2015 at 6:00PM

RoosterCement

That's the kind of arrogance that comes with getting to bang every hen in the coop.

[via Beware of Chickens]

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cement

chicken

claws

cock

concrete

feet

foot

footprints

fresh

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ruined

wet

From Around the Web

If You Say So…

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 31, 2015 at 5:00PM

GarageLab

Between this and the "Not a sex dungeon" sign on his basement, I'm starting to wonder about Larry.

[via MLML]

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cops

crystal

door

drugs

garage

house

lab

law

message

meth

police

probable cause

Funky Ostrich

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 31, 2015 at 3:00PM

Turns out he was unknowingly engaging in a mating ritual. Things wound up getting pretty… aggressive.

[via Catsmob]

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animals

bird

dance

funky

mating

nature

ostrich

shake

Roast Pork

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 31, 2015 at 1:00PM

PoliceFireJump

I assume he's distracting the crowd while his partner commits some horrible injustice?

[via Imgur]

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bonfire

cops

enforcement

fire

jump

law

leap

pig

police

pork

Tyrannosaurus Sexy

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 31, 2015 at 11:00AM

DinoFetish

Wow, Chris Pratt completely transformed his body for Jurassic World.

[via LOL Hehehe]