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You Got Hosed

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 30, 2015 at 3:00PM

HoseFace

Fun game: Tell your kid the garden hose is an ice cream dispenser, then watch them learn a valuable lesson.

[via Daily Garlic]

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From Around the Web

It's A Fair Request…

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 30, 2015 at 2:00PM

FreezerDump

But if you won't take the time to understand why they're doing it, you're just as bad as the freezer shitter.

[via Twitter]

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 30, 2015 at 1:00PM

BushSexNews

The man is 81. If he can still have sex with anything we should probably just leave him to it.

[via HuffPo Weird]

Hope They Taste As Good As They Smell

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 30, 2015 at 12:00PM

FartTreats

If you think those are delicious, you should try their Creamy Shits.

[via Izismile]

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Salon Fresh

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 30, 2015 at 11:00AM

When you said you had to go "comb the monkey" I thought it was some kind of weird euphemism.

[via Acid Cow]

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