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I Left My Heart In 11 Condoms

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 29, 2014 at 6:00PM

You have to cut them up before tossing them in the woods! These are going to be filled with dead squirrels later.

[via Weird Hood]

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That'll Do, Pig

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 29, 2014 at 3:00PM

Anyone with a Muppet fetish is losing their damn mind right now.

[via One Click Chicks]

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Must Love 'Murica

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 29, 2014 at 2:00PM

Because the guy posting a cardboard singles ad on a telephone pole isn't going to date just anyone.

[via LOL Factory]

World's Hardest Purse Dog

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 29, 2014 at 1:00PM

He's also a certified emotional support animal. In that he rips the face off anyone who upsets his owner.

[via Daily Garlic]

Low Hung Fruit

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 29, 2014 at 11:00AM

An apple-dick a day gets the teacher formally evaluated and placed on a 6-month probationary period.

[via Imgur]

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