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Smooth Operator

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 28, 2014 at 6:00PM

It's true, ladies. Every man has a running inner-monologue that tells him if he does something cool like casually jump over a wall, you'll totally sex his ween.

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Beautiful Shadow Work

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 28, 2014 at 3:00PM

I assumed the Chinese symbol for "virility" would be more subtle than this.

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Radical Neighbor

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 28, 2014 at 2:00PM

Whatever you think of his beliefs, you've got to appreciate the jihad he's declared on unkempt lawns.

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Three Cheers For Flexibility

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 28, 2014 at 1:00PM

This logo is blatantly ripped off from the Victory Birthing Academy.

[via Daily Garlic]

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Hang On Tight

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 28, 2014 at 11:00AM

Now granted, I never finished law school, but legally speaking I don't think this qualifies you for the carpool lane.

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car

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