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I'm Lovin' It

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 2, 2014 at 5:00PM

He ordered a number one with extra sleepies.

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True Happiness

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 2, 2014 at 3:00PM

He's got a week off from work and the complete series box set of Planet Earth. As soon as she gets here, this shit is on.

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Luck Of The Claw

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 2, 2014 at 1:00PM

Should I go for the plush purple parrot or the pink pocket penis?

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Somebody Slashed Your Tires

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 2, 2014 at 11:00AM

At least they didn't bend your Axl.

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It's Labor Day!

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 1, 2014 at 12:00PM

We're taking a much-deserved day off to relax. Back in full swing tomorrow!

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