• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    She smells like a winner.

  • #TBT

    Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.

Tosh.0 Blog

Romantic Getaway

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 28, 2016 at 1:00PM

DildoIsland

Only downside is it's Canada, so the dildos are sticky from maple syrup fingers.

[via Izismile]

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From Around the Web

Hazardous Hump

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 28, 2016 at 10:00AM

DogTiger

That's how you make a "Diger." It's not a hybrid species, that's just what it's called when a tiger kills a dog.

[via Fishki]

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In This Week’s Show

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 28, 2016 at 1:21AM

Here are the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

 

Photo Op

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 27, 2016 at 6:00PM

PhotoOp

They had to commemorate the exact moment they both realized it was time to dump their boyfriends.

[via Avasta]

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Life Is Garbage

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 27, 2016 at 5:00PM

HopesDreams

They should have these on the way out of every college graduation.

[via Twitter]

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