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Easy Rider

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 2, 2015 at 6:00PM

SubwayRider

I assume that book is "How to be Fucking Awesome in 5 Easy Accessories."

[via Imgur]

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accessories

bag

bandana

boots

commuter

cowboy

fashion

hat

outfit

outside

peeing

rider

subway

train

vest

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 2, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Jaded Wildlife

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 2, 2015 at 3:00PM

AnnoyedMonkey

"I know smashing his phone and throwing poo at him will just reinforce negative stereotypes, but… I think I'm gonna smash his phone and throw poo at him." — That monkey

[via Catsmob]

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animals

annoyed

camera

monkey

photo

picture

selfie

tourist

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Future BDSM

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 2, 2015 at 2:00PM

FutureBDSM

He'll chase you down with his superior robot legs, then enter you with his bionic extender wang. Prepare to be pleasured.

[via Jpeg Share]

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bdsm

bionic

cyborg

fetish

future

leather

legs

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s&m

Sex

stilts

Don't Lift With Your Nose

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 2, 2015 at 1:00PM

Down at the gym they call him "Big Aneurysm."

[via YouTube]

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aneurysm

bail

bloody

exercise

lift

lifting

nose

nosebleed

spotters

squats

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