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Prime Parking Spot

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 21, 2014 at 6:00PM

I find the most effective anti-theft device is roughly 150 lbs. of bird shit.

[via Izismile]

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bird

camouflage

car

covered

parking

poop

porsche

shit

Hipster's Third Reich

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 21, 2014 at 3:00PM

In 10 years, when we're all dressing like genocidal maniacs, he'll happily point out that he did it before it was cool.

Also, how the hell is he not wearing this shirt?

[via Break]

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dictator

fashion

germany

haircut

hipster

hitler

mustache

nazis

wwii

A Good Partner Has Your Backside

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 21, 2014 at 2:00PM

Is on duty salad-tossing really a good use of my tax dollars?

[via Acid Cow]

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bike

chips

cops

motorcycle

police

tossing salad

trick

Making A Break For It

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 21, 2014 at 1:00PM

Dad finally found a way to desert the family without leaving behind his most prized possessions.

[via Bro My God]

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chair

dad

leaving town

lounger

mobile

recliner

tv

vehicle

Bumble Bee Tuna

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 21, 2014 at 11:00AM

Looks like someone's completely ignored the sage advice of Bob Barker.

[via Browsa]

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balls

cat

feline

fixed

neutered

pet

sack

testicles