We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
You can't just give her three sheep and send her on her way anymore.
Come on, kid. We don't need another Superman who can't feel his neck.
Ever help a friend move all the way to heaven?
[via The Chive]