NEW EPISODES RETURN SEPTEMBER 27
Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Go ahead, put down the computer and sext your best friend's mom.
If she says no, will you let her out of your basement?
Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.
You're watching TV wrong.
You can't just give her three sheep and send her on her way anymore.
Come on, kid. We don't need another Superman who can't feel his neck.
That haircut cost him $300.
[via The Chive]
Ever help a friend move all the way to heaven?
Try getting a C-section, bitch.
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