If you want to look tough, maybe give up the pastels and headbands.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
We're gonna need a bigger bed.
If you have a discerning palette, do the opposite of everything he suggests.
Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.
You're watching TV wrong.
You can't just give her three sheep and send her on her way anymore.
Come on, kid. We don't need another Superman who can't feel his neck.
That haircut cost him $300.
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Ever help a friend move all the way to heaven?
Try getting a C-section, bitch.
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