At least Monday's over.
This whole country has gone to hell.
Make your own commercial for the new season, and you could wind up on TV.
They might be young, but they're just as vicious as a woman twice their age.
Never in the history of Web Redemptions has someone been so exactly who we thought they'd be.
"I'm addicted to cigarettes but I'm more addicted to not listening to this rap so I'll quit smoking now." -Everyone on that campus
She's having difficulty controlling THE VOLUME OF HER VOICE.
[via Rats Off]
Mom, my principal is on the phone. She wants to know if you want to get drinks.
[via The Clearly Dope]
Laugh it off then take your friend's car to the autobody shop.
[via The DW]