At least Monday's over.
So this is where cats go when they sneak out of the house.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
"I'm addicted to cigarettes but I'm more addicted to not listening to this rap so I'll quit smoking now." -Everyone on that campus
She's having difficulty controlling THE VOLUME OF HER VOICE.
[via Rats Off]
Mom, my principal is on the phone. She wants to know if you want to get drinks.
[via The Clearly Dope]
Laugh it off then take your friend's car to the autobody shop.
[via The DW]