At least Monday's over.
"I'm addicted to cigarettes but I'm more addicted to not listening to this rap so I'll quit smoking now." -Everyone on that campus
She's having difficulty controlling THE VOLUME OF HER VOICE.
[via Rats Off]
Mom, my principal is on the phone. She wants to know if you want to get drinks.
[via The Clearly Dope]
Laugh it off then take your friend's car to the autobody shop.
[via The DW]