At least Monday's over.
We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
"I'm addicted to cigarettes but I'm more addicted to not listening to this rap so I'll quit smoking now." -Everyone on that campus
She's having difficulty controlling THE VOLUME OF HER VOICE.
[via Rats Off]
Mom, my principal is on the phone. She wants to know if you want to get drinks.
[via The Clearly Dope]
Laugh it off then take your friend's car to the autobody shop.
[via The DW]