At least Monday's over.
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
"I'm addicted to cigarettes but I'm more addicted to not listening to this rap so I'll quit smoking now." -Everyone on that campus
She's having difficulty controlling THE VOLUME OF HER VOICE.
[via Rats Off]
Mom, my principal is on the phone. She wants to know if you want to get drinks.
[via The Clearly Dope]
Laugh it off then take your friend's car to the autobody shop.
[via The DW]