If you want to look tough, maybe give up the pastels and headbands.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
We're gonna need a bigger bed.
If you have a discerning palette, do the opposite of everything he suggests.
Well at least this puts to rest any doubt your lady has and she will quit asking you if you think she's fat.
[via Daily Garlic]
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